Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12541

I will make your life a living hell.
for exactly one week i will make your life a living hell. i will harass you, ridicule you in public and your family. i will tell you how rotten your eating habits and taste in everything are. family and media is an extra charge. i will nto let you sleep a wink or finish a meal. the one stipulation is that you cannot talk during the humiliating sessions.

lots of fun and a fabulously humbling experience.

i just need my flight and accomodations taken care of and $200 spending money.
Candace the Chick
candace@gamutmag.com
United States of America - 19/06/04
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Hey Honey
i will cover myself in honey, roll in oats and be your pet for the day (lead and dog collared up to the max) for the princely sum of £100.
david wavid
davidonut@hotmail.com
United Kingdom - 10/05/04

and more at.....


http://www.youwhores.com/

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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

WARNING: this is not a porn site.... snooty clientelle you want eh?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10178

Alibis!
Guilty? Innocent? It's all the same to me. For a fee of 500 pounds a time I will lie to the police about your whereabouts, and for 2000, I will perjure myself in court, and swear a testimony to a fictitious scenario of your choice. Easiest to contact me in advance of crime, and establish the deal. Emergency alibis also available.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10178

hehe, i'd [p] him if i could:

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Anything For Love
I will do anything for love - but I won't do that.

Paypal accepted.

MeatLoaf
toneclarke@hotmail.com

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Just to the right of the moon
Posts: 3141

Absolute Genius!

"i will upgrade your pet.
i am willing to spend an inordinate amount of time and money on upgrading your pet. ever wondered what Fluffy would look like with tank tracks instead of those poorly designed kitten-legs? ever dreamed of an amphibious gerbil-boat? i can make your dreams come true. service provided free of charge (except for parts and labour). a satisfied customer writes: 'my pet hamster Terry was SO run of the mill before he got an upgrade. . .now he's got a seven foot jawline and really big teeth. like a leopard. or a shark or something.'

doug
doug@tiemekangaroodown.com
United Kingdom - 07/04/04

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