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who's it going to be?

my qualifications: half a brain, decent sense of humor, four working limbs, functional crotch, mouth that can be taped shut for convenience

your qualifications: low standards, blindness optional

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Man, talk about picky.

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hmm, you're obviously not blind.

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Optional! You said optional!

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ok, but your standards are obviously too high.

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Not me.

(I'm blind?)

(I also read that wrong. I'm something else. I am NOT blind. Bloops.)

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you are definitely something else, caffeine.

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can your mouth be taped open for convenience?

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hehe, tack rules [p] yes, please tape my mouth open, how silly of me.

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I recommend avoiding jack-rabbit younger men. Go for experience.
We also get less picky about faces as we age.
I am however, out of the running, having been recently plucked by a savvy younger woman.

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well, ill perform oral sex on you and swallow your orgasm like its the life's blood, fall all over myself to see the beauty in you then not require much other than you find pleasure in me, laugh with me as much as possible and dont shit on me.

then from there " i just wont get it, ill keep it copasetic and Il learn to accept it you know im so pathetic.

while im seeing the glory in you ill become a fixture to you, a commodity and it will take a while till i grow sick...which is why I probably haven’t had sex with a lot of men. then youll cry when i leave and i wont look back. this is the outline of most of my relationships. all but 2.

I do love the cock however, youll have to have some sort of procedure.

I clean up alright though.

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oh yes, i also like to cook, fix things and climb trees.


when do you announce the winner?

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I'll shag ya if you get me drunk first.

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I'll shag ya if you get me drunk first.

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Location: Massachusetts
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Ahhh... phorbie beat me to it, and damn phorbie... did it get hot in here all of a sudden???

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How do you feel about tall handsome limey misanthropes?

(Any of you as it goes)

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How do you feel about tall handsome limey misanthropes?

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All I've got is some Spam and a digital camera.
But I have a cute little snore when I sleep.

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quote:

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How do you feel about tall handsome limey misanthropes?

(Any of you as it goes)

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i demand photos

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piffft!

i demand a DVD

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I demand you get on your knees.

-m

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Phorbie needs to call Ghostbusters.

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so far, phorbie wins, particularly pernts, as soon as I get some.

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