Happy 20th Birthday Azrael!

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ignatz mouse
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Happy 20th Birthday Azrael!

even if you're a shoe-in for Asylum-DumbFuck 2005, it's your birthday (although I suppose it was yesterday in England? fuck me, I'm dumb) ... anyway, cheers and have a beer.

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Cockney_Rebel
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Happy birthday you miserable bastard!

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philjit
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Hawley Griffin
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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
Originally posted by philjit
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I was going to type 'You fat fucking cry baby' but I thought not.

We can at least be civil to her for one day, can't we?

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philjit
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I was being civil. I posted a . because all I wanted to say was in my sig

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by philjit
I was being civil. I posted a . because all I wanted to say was in my sig

you should be banned for spamming your website in such a clever way

you almost had me fooled

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Mordecai
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Twenty?

Hahahaha, no wonder you're such a moronic know it all.

Shitty birthday fatfuck, choke on your cake.

-m

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Talarohk
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Happy birthday, Azrael.

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Smug Git
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Re: Happy 20th Birthday Azrael!

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
fuck me, I'm dumb

You'll be the sexual toast of the trailer park.

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ignatz mouse
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now I just have to move to a trailer park. luckily, I live in oregon, where there's always a trailer a stone's throw away.

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Hawley Griffin
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a brick throw..surly

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ignatz mouse
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lessee now, bricks = loves, so I think stones.

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Hawley Griffin
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bricks:

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ignatz mouse
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we need a special program that delivers uber-nanoceph points to anyone who clicks on one of hawley's images.

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J E B Stuart
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Happy birthday, Azrael. I'm goin' over t'ignatz' trailer house 'n' celebrate it fer ya. I'll make ya proud.

Amen.

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Weasel Spoor
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Right, now can anyone tell me if Azrael is a girl? Please?

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ignatz mouse
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Happy birthday, Azrael. I'm goin' over t'ignatz' trailer house 'n' celebrate it fer ya. I'll make ya proud.

Amen.

woo-hoo! if this trailer's a - rockin', ignatz gets a cockin' . . .

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by Weasel Spoor
Right, now can anyone tell me if Azrael is a girl? Please?

Hands off my sister you blue balled cocksmoker!

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Vegas
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Happy birthday, Azbat! I hope you finally get to have sex with a guy today!

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Azrael
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well it happened to be on the third.

You know this really chokes me up, none of the people who claim to be my friends could be bothered to come see me on the day. I got a brand new ruck sack off my mum though... yay n stuff. Everyone I work with in the lab was to busy gripeing about their 'terrible' weekends to listen to my pained cries although it cheered me up a little to hear how one of my very conservative friends got dragged around the gay pride parrade by his girlfriend and all in the quest for browny points. Added to that im a sucker for this cute chick I work next to and shes got no interest in me whatsoever. All my research is hitting walls and im gonna end up writing a report all about what doesnt work unless I can wrangle some kind of breakthrough or convince my supervisor to let me use some of the more sensitive gear we have around here. So yeah life blows hard but at least im one year closer to the grave.

All in all the place where my birthday was most marked ends up being here. Heres to being drunk and by my self. *cheers*

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