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Nutrimentia
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Happy Birthday, America!

In spite of what some people will tell you, I love you very much and think you're pretty damned cool. I'm glad you are who you are and I only bitch about your shortcomings because I want you to completely realize your potential. But even if you have a few rough edges from time to time, I'm proud to be one of yours.

You're the best. Hope you have a good day.

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Hawley Griffin
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you can all eat shit, fuck off and then die while watching you kids being anally violated by a gorilla

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Smug Git
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Kissass.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Nute,don't kill y'self,alright? But if you do,please leave me your MAC!

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euphorbia
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yes you need my war machine, yes you want my ghetto scene.

I love my country, we are doing alright for a new country ran by humans. and I guess if my native side had to be savaged and raped by anyone, it may as well have been the british. they sure do have pretty mouths..
keeeesses!

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Caffeine
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How much of you is american aboriginal?

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euphorbia
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not sure

I know I have Choctaw, and probably some Cherokee.
i was also learned the medicine wheel and the animal teachings as a child as my aunt (and mother somewhat, though she mostly took to our "old world" healing traditions)embraced that part of our heritage,

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Caffeine
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I really missed out. I had a pinwheel.

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Fiend
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Nice tits america!

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...and I guess if my native side had to be savaged and raped by anyone, it may as well have been Mugtoe!


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philjit
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Congratulations on your treachery one and all!

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ignatz mouse
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interlude, the brits: and another year celebrates a minor uprising in the colonies.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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I think our founding fathers said it best when they said, "Fuck you, England."

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philjit
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Was that before or after George Washington (the man who was more English than the English) toasted the King?

Personally I think George III said it best in his diary entry for July 4th 1776:

"Nothing important happened today."

Oh the irony.

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As a side note the best thing about July 4th for me i that it's the day before my wedding anniversary. As long as I talk to yanks I will never forget to get a card

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You're drooling on your scone, limey.

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philjit
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I am? Why?

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A) because we got the good country

B) because you owe us your lives

C) you're welcome

D) thanks for english muffins you cunts

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Pathetic. Don't be such a dick.

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Weasel Spoor
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You tea drowning bastards.

Indeed. A bunch of rich guys expoliting the workers to get a better tax break founded the US.

Plus ca change as they say.

I was always more proud of the Raj personally.

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yeah, India's method for gaining independence rocked.

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B) because you owe us your lives




Oh yes? How's that then? Protecting us from invasion?

My arse.

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Indeed, if they could protect us from your arse, we truly would owe them our lives.

Unfortunately the US Defence budget can only stretch so far.

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A) because we got the good country

B) because you owe us your lives

C) you're welcome

D) thanks for english muffins you cunts

F) im gonna have sex with your liver har har har



you forgot the bit that you think makes you cool and interesting

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Well, you forgot E) England got their ass kicked.

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