Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12544

One 1st-2nd degree burn to callous on side of right thumb from hyperactive fuse. All fingers and toes intact. Silvadene ointment prescribed, blistering and irritating pain averted.

I hope the rest of you had a non-injurious evening.

Once again I put the rest of my street to shame with my annual blastapalooza. And I didn't have to go to the Rez to do it.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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this reminds me of one time, when i was maybe 16-17...

me and some buddies were driving around in my moms Ford LTD station wagon on or around July 4th. my buddy Rico, he had like 8 middle names i only remember Enrico Edwardo Phillipe ... anyways, he was in the back and lighting off bottle rockets and throwing them out the window. i was like "dude stop it" but he didnt, so i rolled up the window (power windows) and locked em, not knowing he had just lit another one. Luckily he grabbed the burning fuse and pulled it out, but damn those fuses burn hot, nasty burn.

The End

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
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Once again I woke up face down with a sore arse. And I wasn't celebrating anything yesterday.

The rooster did return from two weeks of isolation on a military base however. Coincidence? I think not.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Holy shit
Posts: 1081

arse cheeks stuck together like burnt pitta bread?

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Registered: Oct 2001
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you guys are gettin me all dressed up with no place to go

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
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Originally posted by cornelius
arse cheeks stuck together like burnt pitta bread?

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Hey, yeah. This happened to you before as well?

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Originally posted by Mugtoe
you guys are gettin me all dressed up with no place to go

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Time to go out and worry the chickens.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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Originally posted by Weasel Spoor
Hey, yeah. This happened to you before as well?

Time to go out and worry the chickens.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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Mugtoe has a big cock. This huge pecker that pops up first thing in the morning, and the noise from him crowing about getting laid wakes the whole neighborhood.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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My most memorial fourth was back in high school. My buddy ventured off to chinatown in the big apple and bought $1,500 worth of class B shit,made $3,000 in sales and came back up to get more. He had an awesome show that night mostly class B stuff shooting out,then when it was almost over,He pulled out a class A shooter like you see in firework displays. He lit that bad boy,it shot out perfect and bloomed a perfect purple to red to blue mushroom or whatever you call it. He did this on the street.Suddenly cars from all over came flocking wondering just what the fuck they just seen.
If your out there,John,Cheers!

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