The Asylum Private Messages Options Search Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > i bought snuff!
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
Chev
star spangly

Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

i bought snuff!

the tobacco, not the porn.

for those of you who dont know snuff is purified tobacco that you snort instead of smoking. i havent had te guts to yet.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 04:36 PM
Chev is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Chev Click here to Send Chev a Private Message Visit Chev's homepage! Find more posts by Chev Add Chev to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 9723

It burns. Go to a party or the local pub and offer some to a drunk. That's right, give 'im a big ol' toot and watch him turn green. That's the only real use I've found for snuff.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 05:09 PM
Pinecrika is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Pinecrika Click here to Send Pinecrika a Private Message Find more posts by Pinecrika Add Pinecrika to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18519

You might as well have just bought some coke. Certainly has to be more fun than snuff.

__________________
The pinnacle of Failbot technology.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 05:10 PM
SocialParasite is offline Click Here to See the Profile for SocialParasite Click here to Send SocialParasite a Private Message Visit SocialParasite's homepage! Find more posts by SocialParasite Add SocialParasite to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: .
Posts: 7846

Crush up an E, and sort that. That'll cetainly fuck your nose up.

__________________
Life may suck, but the alternative is unacceptable.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 05:12 PM
Cockney_Rebel is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Cockney_Rebel Click here to Send Cockney_Rebel a Private Message Find more posts by Cockney_Rebel Add Cockney_Rebel to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Weasel Spoor
"The Man"

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
Posts: 2803

Re: i bought snuff!

quote:
Originally posted by Chev
the tobacco, not the porn.



I was hoping it was the band.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 05:14 PM
Weasel Spoor is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Weasel Spoor Click here to Send Weasel Spoor a Private Message Find more posts by Weasel Spoor Add Weasel Spoor to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26385

I used snuff now and again in Kansas. Wasn't bad; was best for the pickup ride to the farm at 5 AM to work on the horses. Nice little pick-me-up. That, a cup of coffee from McDonalds, and a few camel wides, would cure whatever ails you.

Still, as was mentioned, might as well go with coke.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-06-2004 05:17 PM
Paint CHiPs is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Paint CHiPs Click here to Send Paint CHiPs a Private Message Visit Paint CHiPs's homepage! Find more posts by Paint CHiPs Add Paint CHiPs to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Chev
star spangly

Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Nesting my head on Molly Malone's ample bosom.
Posts: 105

that was the day before yesterday. i used it like 5 times max and ive been blowing brown snot from my nose ever since.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-08-2004 01:22 PM
Chev is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Chev Click here to Send Chev a Private Message Visit Chev's homepage! Find more posts by Chev Add Chev to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10255

if you want brown snot, might as well go to London and just breathe.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-08-2004 05:04 PM
ignatz mouse is offline Click Here to See the Profile for ignatz mouse Click here to Send ignatz mouse a Private Message Find more posts by ignatz mouse Add ignatz mouse to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24362

Or Newark, NJ (where breathing is an exercise in futility).

__________________
Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-08-2004 05:17 PM
Trenchant_Troll is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Trenchant_Troll Click here to Send Trenchant_Troll a Private Message Find more posts by Trenchant_Troll Add Trenchant_Troll to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ǵr¹Øú§
Frolicking Kitty Cat

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: finding the new flesh after killing the old one
Posts: 1978

Re: Re: i bought snuff!

quote:
Originally posted by Weasel Spoor
I was hoping it was the band.
class points if I had any to give ... !!

Snuff rock

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-08-2004 05:20 PM
ǵr¹Øú§ is offline Click Here to See the Profile for ǵr¹Øú§ Click here to Send ǵr¹Øú§ a Private Message Find more posts by ǵr¹Øú§ Add ǵr¹Øú§ to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16170

Re: i bought snuff!

quote:
Originally posted by Chev
the tobacco, not the porn.

for those of you who dont know snuff is purified tobacco that you snort instead of smoking. i havent had te guts to yet.


It's called "dip" 'n' if ya can't swaller it, y'gotta carry a cup around with a paper towel wadded up in the bottom, so yer grasshopper juice won't splash out.

". . . Queen Anne so enjoyed snuff that all her ladies took up the habit. Queen Charlotte, the consort of George III, acquired the name 'snuffy Charlotte' because of her passion for it. . . ." From here.

Amen.

__________________
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." ~ George Washington

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-09-2004 06:23 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
FuhQall
High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4074

I must admit my experiences with snuff have been poor:

It burns
It stinks
It turns you nostrils into mini anuses
It makes for an interesting topic when pulled over and you have a "coke-sniff"
It tastes like ass-flakes when it runs down the back of your throat.

Nuff said?

__________________
Shit, Motherfucker, Fuck, Shit!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-09-2004 08:48 AM
FuhQall is offline Click Here to See the Profile for FuhQall Click here to Send FuhQall a Private Message Find more posts by FuhQall Add FuhQall to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nutrimentia
plata o plomo

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9454

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
I must admit my experiences with snuff have been poor:

It burns
It stinks
It turns you nostrils into mini anuses
It makes for an interesting topic when pulled over and you have a "coke-sniff"
It tastes like ass-flakes when it runs down the back of your throat.

SNuff said?

__________________
The Law of Fives is never wrong. CzEch yerself b4 joo rEck yerself. Hi-yo!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-09-2004 09:28 AM
Nutrimentia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Nutrimentia Click here to Send Nutrimentia a Private Message Visit Nutrimentia's homepage! Find more posts by Nutrimentia Add Nutrimentia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Avondale
POWERFUL SORCERER IRL

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
Posts: 6347

quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall

It burns
It stinks
It turns you nostrils into mini anuses
It tastes like ass-flakes when it runs down the back of your throat.



well where can i get some?!?

__________________
pics or it didn't happen

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-09-2004 06:21 PM
Avondale is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Avondale Click here to Send Avondale a Private Message Visit Avondale's homepage! Find more posts by Avondale Add Avondale to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
bassplayinuk
Spesh Bastard

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: at the back of the bus with my hands down my pants.
Posts: 606

I prefer the Swedish version of the stuff. Snus. Bit like chewing tobacco. Either way you'll get buzzed to fuck with snuff.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 07-09-2004 07:29 PM
bassplayinuk is offline Click Here to See the Profile for bassplayinuk Click here to Send bassplayinuk a Private Message Find more posts by bassplayinuk Add bassplayinuk to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 12:43 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 

< Contact Us - The Asylum >

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2002, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright © 2000- Imaginet Inc.
[Legal Notice] | [Privacy Policy] | [Site Index]