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Large Filipino
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(closes Eyes) Please Let It Be!!!!!

It's the day before payday for me and I just checked my online account. My heart was beating real fast and shit and I closed my eyes saying"OH GOD PLEASE DON"T LET ME BE IN THE NEGATIVE!!!" which I have been every two weeks for god knows how long. I opened my eyes and low and behold,I GOT MONEY STILL!!! And tomorrow my direct deposit will come in and all those checks I wrote over the weekend will clear. No service charges! Yea!.......my highlight of the day.........yea........(cries...)

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Peter_Torque
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I'll bet it's not the first time you've had a problem with "early withdrawal"

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Trenchant_Troll
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LF, my man. PM me. You need some money management advice.

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Smug Git
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LF, doesn't your credit utterly suck on account of going over like that so regularly?

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quote:
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You need some money management advice.


so do i!

big time!

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I think he is referring to his checking account, which, while a factor in his credit score, is more a factor in his cashflow. Something which he clearly does not have a handle on.

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I am a PM away, Phorbie. I am not an expert, but I can help.

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Large Filipino
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I don't have credit cards for your financing a fucking Kit Kat bar for crying out loud!! But I do live by the day and I don't think ahead,which I really should. But family life's full of unforseen things that we cannot avoid. Thanks T_T for your suggestion,but the very fact that I STILL HAVE MONEY TODAY!! and nothing went BOING!BOING!! means I'm on my way to recovery!
I really should open up a savings account though,but in the past every hundred I put in had to come out! And I'm a little afraid of things I don't fully understand like IRA's,CD's,my computer............

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LF, my man. PM me. You need some money management advice.


'The asylum - Eventually, you'll sleep with one of us, or get sound financial advice while waiting.'

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I'll wrestle TT for the opportunity to "counsel" Phorbie.

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'The asylum - Eventually, you'll sleep with one of us, or get sound financial advice while waiting.'


"don't pay the asylumite you sleep with"

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I'll wrestle TT for the opportunity to "counsel" Phorbie.


Bring friends.

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Bring friends.


I said I'd wrestle you, not facilitate a circle jerk.
you sick bastid.

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