J E B Stuart
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quote: Originally posted by memdink
. . . I gave up and came here.
Can't say I don't rightly blame ya, memdik. Truth is, folks in th'know come here frum parts all over fer all their legal 'n' medical advice needs, as well as knowledgeable consultations on an endless list of topics and maladies.
Hell, we cured cancer a while back. Smug got bit by a skunk, contracted rabies, but we all prayed fer 'im 'n' now he's cured. Why, phorbie has laid her hands on numerous limp, helpless lads 'n' cured 'em o' impotence. I could go on 'n' on 'n' on, but I shan't.
Whatever y'do, though, NEVER tell Mugtoe yer constipated.
Amen.
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