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melon
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witches - high in cost!

ive recently met an investor who told me the story of his most successful investment.

the investment looked promising from day one, but the investor wanted to be sure, so he scheduled a meeting with the group he was investing in, a group of witches.
and so, he walks into the meeting with a suitcase full of cash, and declares: "heres 10 million dollars in cash"
then the oldest witch takes the suitcase and says "you have invested in my fart" - then she farts, and the fart is so strong it literally kills the witches that were unfortunate enough to stand behind the witch at the time.

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Chantrea
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Registered: Sep 2000
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The legendary fart of witchery has been unleashed at last. Thanks for the warning, melon.

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Now I know what Shakespeare meant by bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

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the lit majors think it's "fire burn and cauldron bubble" but it's "fart"

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If you can smell your own fart,it's a good one.

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Two words: Martha Stewart

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Man, that witch could put suicide bombers out of business if she gets the right connections.

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Martha Stewart is ploshing the brass on the Titanic, its all going down.

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Martha's going lessie real soon.eheheheh........

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