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Large Filipino
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Passionatly Owned

My wife wanted very much to get that Passion DVD today. I remembered Soundtrack Advertized it for $15.00 or some shit. So this morning I came over there just before the store opened and chatted with people holding radio's and shit cause that's what I like to do. When the doors opened,I walked in,grabbed a copy and proceeded to the checkout line.I was the first in the store.Before I walked out,I noticed the long line at the checkout and I looked over the display case where they had all the DVD's and saw....not a single one left. And all these old ladies had stacks of them on their hands.

So WTF is up with these old church ladies? Are they gonna send them abroad? Are they planning to convert non-believers with this new found tool?
I guess we'll tramatize our kids tonight.

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Hawley Griffin
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they are buying it because its jesus. pretty much the only reason

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Re: Passionatly Owned

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. . . So WTF is up with these old church ladies? Are they gonna send them abroad? Are they planning to convert non-believers with this new found tool?. . . .

Ol' pal, I'll bet if ya woulda asked 'em, they woulda toldya.

Amen.

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So I was watching it upstairs just now and started laughing. Everyone's mad at me. I was told to go downstairs. Now I'm down here telling Y'all about this.

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Trenchant_Troll
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A Little 'Passion Play'
by TT

Mel discovered crashin',
Vehicles was fashion,
When Mad Max was smashin',
Hollywood's high-budget world.

Several films later,
Ol' Mel is much greater,
The man without a face,
Is now a face known to all.

For filming 'The Passion',
Some saying "Jew bashing",
Myself, having watched it,
The Jew bashing I don't get.

This film instead is odd,
'Cause Mel beats Jesus' bod,
Like he himself was god,
And could control hemorrhaging.

But the 'Blood of Christ' flows,
Through impossibe throes,
And yet its mystique grows,
For reasons god only knows.

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How low key of you, Troll.

Got something on Shrek 2?

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