Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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a true wise man would say:

if you have to pee right now, take off your pants.

and a stupid man would say:

excuse me, what time is it?

question is, which one is older, and where does the stupid man have to go, that hes in such a damn hurry?
wow, i dont know.

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Registered: Nov 2000
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The wise man is older, and the stupid man must move out of the path of the assasins fish.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
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its the assassin monkey, actually.
but all the same, nevertheless.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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quote:

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Originally posted by BnB:
The wise man is older, and the stupid man must move out of the path of the assasins fish.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Cage:
Shut up, you fucking newbie!!
Show us dem titties!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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A wise man would be young, since an old man wants to know what time it is so that he can take his pills on time.

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Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1217

The wise man takes a piss on his neighbors lawn hoping that someone takes note of his enormously large member. (Youth, go figure)

The stupid man asks what time it is hoping to grab the womans ass while she checks her watch, while simultaniously pissing himself. (of course, this Depends, get it? Depends? Ha)

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Registered: Sep 2000
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The stupid man is quite obviously senile, and therefore old. Because thats what happens to people age 20 and up.

And the wise man is obviously wise beyond his years, as he is very young, and therefore has very few years.

Of course, the old man could need to pee RIGHT NOW too, because he has some problem or something to that effect.
The young man might need to know the time so he can go have nap-time, or play with crayons, or inhale gasoline.

It is a very complicated situation, and is almost impossible to determine.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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A very old guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I can't pee!" The doctor asks the guy how old he is. The guy says he's 85. The doctor says, "YOU'VE PEED ENOUGH!"

So the old guy pulls down his pants and says to the doctor, "WHAT TIME IS IT??"

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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NO, NO, NO!!!

The stupid man runs down the halls with his pants down screaming "it wont stop, it wont stop!! I CANT stop peeing!!!"
Then when it stops, he says "oh"

The wise man realizes that it will stop, and he pees on the stupid man, because the wise man is wiser, younger, and more physically appealing.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
Posts: 2300

W0Ow!!!!

Ur HOT!!
Im goInG to HanG iN cHaT aNd ConStaNtLY TrY 2 GetWiT j00.

YoU cAn AlSo CoUnT oN Me KiSsInG YoUr AsS AfTeR EvErY PoSt U mAKe

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Registered: Oct 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Spaceboy:
W0Ow!!!!

Ur HOT!!
Im goInG to HanG iN cHaT aNd ConStaNtLY TrY 2 GetWiT j00.

YoU cAn AlSo CoUnT oN Me KiSsInG YoUr AsS AfTeR EvErY PoSt U mAKe

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