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willimo
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If anyone likes New Orleans

Hope Ivan keeps right. 50 more miles west than they project and well, that'd be the end of the Big Easy

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Large Filipino
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Anywhere it lands will be fucked up. It sucks when you don't know for sure and residents have to decide whether to spend their last buck for wood or if their wasting their money.
I feel bad for them.

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ItsJustLogan
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being several hundred feet below sea level rocks. it's a giant bowl waiting to be filled.

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euphorbia
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gah, it rips at my guts, i want to put it in my belly button and keep it safe. i miss home

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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and residents have to decide whether to spend their last buck for wood or if their wasting their money.



their last buck? jesus christ LP

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ignatz mouse
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all of those limestone tombs and family crypts disintegrated . . . submerged streetcars . . . gazillions of floating plastic cups (and drunks) . . .

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Aydin
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New Orleans essentially is an "island." (It may well be the only "inland island" in the United States). It is squeezed between the Mississippi River and the nation's seventh largest lake (Pontchartrain), surrounded on all sides by a giant oak-cypress swamp. Napoleon Bonaparte referred to it as the Isle d'Orleans. Early French settlers called it "leflotant," the floating land.

As such, Island Orleans was both isolated and insulated from the mainland for almost 250 years. Thus, it was able to develop, without threat of dissimulation, its own unique cultural innovations: jazz, Creole cuisine, Mardi Gras, above ground burial sites ("cities of the dead"), cultural rites (including the famous jazz funerals) that resisted the homogenization that depersonalized many American cities in the 20th Century.

Until World War II, few Orleanians ever left their city - or cared to. Being Islanders, they had little choice. The first Metropolitan bridge was not built until 1958. The first causeway to span the Lake, 24 miles long, was not completed until 1957. The semi-tropical, ever-green climate and geography both isolated and insulated them, and the port, with its world-wide reach, guaranteed a pleasant level of prosperity.

Native Orleanians grew up in separate sections, or faubourgs (French for suburbs). These neighborhoods were, in effect, individual hamlets. Since 90% of the area originally was swamp or water, they were scattered sites, built where "ridges" or natural levees offered elevation above the recurrent floods.

This city, "built where God never intended a city to be built," grew up on patches of separated high ground. Most American cities expanded outward, a continuum, from a central core of solid rock or solid ground. They were able to leap rivers or climb hills and their neighborhoods were contiguous, attached and part of a municipal whole. Where other great cities radiated outward, in effect, exploited, New Orleans gathered itself inward, literally long before they were annexed into the City itself.



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euphorbia
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quote:
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gazillions of floating plastic cups (and drunks) . . .


man i need to move back home

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phorbie, I'm not much of a drinker, but I went to N'awlins with some friends after college (senior week before graduation) -- I loved it. we did like the romans and woke up, started drinking, lunched, napped, drank some more, roamed, ate fantastic cajun and creole dinner, wandered, listened to jazz, drank, and passed out. next day, repeat. I think I have liver poisoning just from that week. people were incredibly friendly (probably the friendliest place I've ever been). do you know a place (can't quite remember the name) Camelia (pronounced like "Camilla") grill? french fries smothered in gravy.

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yeah, youre going to make me cry man. I literally hurt i miss it so much sometimes. much of the attitude is just so fantastic, the culture (s) are rich and beautiful and haunting, everything is so alive and i want to touch it all with my derdy little fingers

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Aydin
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It won't be above sea level for much longer, thanks to global warming*.

*Allegedly. We need to study the situation further.

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My wife is/was scheduled to travel to New Orleans for a week in early October for a conference. Not sure that's gonna happen now.

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ItsJustLogan
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i was actually in Camellia Grill just last week. you may remember it as the single curve of a bar-counter with the guys yelling out random names for your food to the fry cooks five feet away.

http://www.tulane.edu/~tuhulla/1998...amellia_bkj.htm
http://neworleans.citysearch.com/pr...k=cs_boc_lw_2_1

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Aydin
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What's a Manhattan omelette?

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no idea, I can never get past the tuna sandwich to try breakfast.

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What's a Manhattan omelette?


I think is an omelette with mushrooms, bacon & Swiss cheese.

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I can't believe you passed up an opportunity to make a troll joke. It doesn't even sound gay.

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Not sure that's gonna happen now.


why not?

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Because Ivan will be levelling it?

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that is poutine in Montreal, however, I think it's similar to what you ate.

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willimo
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Nah, they say it's heading on over through Mobile bay, there will be winds but the big thing will be rain. Here's to hoping it doesn't overwhelm the pumping stations.

The real threats Hurricanes pose to New Orleans is their storm surge. Like Logan said, it's a huge freakin' bowl. If the water comes up the river, or up Lake Pontchartrain, then splooosh! New Orleans will be filled with water. Permenantly. Local news items are afeared of a "modern Atlantis" which isn't an exagerration at all.

Fortunately, though, Ivan is staying the course, and the city's sea walls will protect against the 12 ft storm surge that's predicted.

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that is poutine in Montreal, however, I think it's similar to what you ate.


...then vomited up?

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I just got off the freeway here in Houston. There are a lot of Louisiana plates on cars full of families loaded for bear. I heard the drive time from New Orleans to Houston, usaully 5 hours, is taking about 12.

The guy I carpool with has his family over. His mom is from New Orleans and his dad is from the Mississippi coast. I guess his dad's house is, or potentially was, right on the beach.

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