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Guiness

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Agreed.

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Pshaw.

"This is good beer. Would you like a piece?"

EDIT: And FAR too popular among pretentious Anglophiles, of whom one encounters way too many when one is an American soccer fan. I am rapidly developing Anglophilophobia.

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Drink Guiness with a double shot of Tia Maria dropped in it. Tastes like chocolate

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Does it smell like vagina?

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Drink Guiness with a double shot of Tia Maria dropped in it. Tastes like chocolate

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shiner.



...and getting crunk off the hypsy

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Love tastes like a lukewarm glass of bile?

Guinness is excrement, imbibed chiefly by those lesser of species who lack access to alternative beverages (Brits). The only other people who willingly partake of this brown-black bitter flux from hell's anus are those least of species who want so desperately to be like their slightly less genetically damaged cousins that they cleave to it as a feeble form of social-climbing mimicry ('Merkins).

It was Oscar Wilde Himself who, upon first tasting Guiness stated: "I would declare that this brown and foul lukewarm beverage dost taste most heartily of long-neglected ass save that I am now familiar with both and find ass to be far the sweeter."

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Beer tastes like shit. Drink cider.

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Beer tastes like shit. Drink cider.

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Yeah cause guinness is so very classy.

Ehlloww luv? wanna shaaaaaaag?!

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Beer tastes like shit. Drink cider.

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Guess class must mean sitting outside the asda with a 2 litre.

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Maybe self-preservation points are in order.

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screw Guinness. Drink porter. Stout pales in comparison to a good porter. Or perhaps try a different stout than the one that every motherfucker and his dog over here drinks. Try a Bell's Expedition Stout if you want somethin that'll put more hair on yer balls. Or drink a Taddy Oatmeal Stout.

Or better yet, have a pint of ESB, the real stuff, or any of the hand-drawn ales you can get in some pubs, but rarely over here. That stuff is COUNT.

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You'd love [url=http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/our+brands/beer/new+zealand/mainstream/speight's+old+dark.htm] this.[/url] Muggins.

heh, why didn't that url tag work?

http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/our+b...nstream/speight's+old+dark.htm

Ah, stupid cunts put an apostrophie in it, Speight's Old Dark is the beer/ porter anyhows.

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My new favorite bar has $3 pints of Guinness till 9pm. Free from 5 to 6.

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Man you really are confused.

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Free guiness from 5 to 6? You could live off that.

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Yeah but I work till 5 and its a long train ride away.

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screw Guinness. Drink porter.

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that's nothin. Figlio's down the block here by the office has a happy hour that includes $2 tap of anything! that includes Guinness, Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and Oberon and house wines and apps and some well drinks. The apps are COUNT. Parasoli has great restaurants, and this is an amazing happy hour. I can pop off down there at 4pm and eat and drink to my heart's content and come away no more than $10 poorer. that, my drunken friend, is a gift from God most assuredly.

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Figlio


and their sister store across the street Chino Latino which is truly somethin else but with the same specials every day.

and here's some customer reviews of the place. you all should really stop by. Dingle's been there, but I'm afraid he was too drunk to remember.

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pepsi = win

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