Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

the old explorer
tells the tale
of his market exploration day
a day where we visited -
the gibbon shop!
the southeast asian gibbon's hope!
"hello" the shop owner said
"which gibbon would you like to buy today?"
we wondered how one
could tell,
which gibbon was the best?
it turned out you have to breathe
on the gibbon,
and as the store owner was explaining this
he began huffing all around his gibbons
and the old explorer started
chasing a gibbon who bit him in the ankle
and thats the old explorers tale
a tale of gibbons at the market,
today.

THE END.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: US
Posts: 3552

I've always wanted a pet manatee. One of my favorite things to do is to watch the manatees swim in circles at the aquarium, running their cute squishy noses into the glass walls over and over and over. I suppose that makes me a sadist.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25268

I always found mallets to be an invaluable tool in the process of gibbon selection.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
Posts: 11795

Swimming with manatees is fun, but you can't use your scuba, because the bubbles frighten them. I wish I could still hold my breath for 3 minutes.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10708

If a gibbon bit my ankle, I'd kick 'im in the jaw.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18340

quote:

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Originally posted by Aydin
I wish I could still hold my breath for 3 minutes.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10489

those insolent manatee -- if only Jimmy Buffett knew

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