Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

most publicists are very concerned with making their clients famous. but not ALL publicists.
one publicist (which i happen to know personally) used to work for a very famous national zoo. he was hired by the zoo kings to publicise the zoo's new exotic-clothing display.

the publicist was very excited about his new job and he was determined to make THIS zoo the MOST famous zoo on the planet.

he called his friend who owned an old printing press and asked him to make 7 million invitations for the grand opening of the zoo.
as soon as the invitations were made, he deposited them in the local bank.
a few weeks before the zoo was supposed to open, the zoos minister of public affairs called the publicist and asked him why nobody has recived an invitation.
the publicist told him he would never mail the invitations, not in a million years!
the minister was upset, so he decided to uplift his spirit by visiting the zoo. unfortunately, he had forgotten where the zoo was.

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