Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
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Welcome to the Neorest 600. The most advanced toilet ever created. Features include a wireless remote, auto flush, heated seat, massaging, heated and airated 'washlet' and much, much more. If you thought you had seen your share of toilets, prepare yourself. This is the ultimate in toilet technology. You don't even have to wipe. The Neorest will do it for you.

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Registered: Feb 2004
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I MUST HAVE ONE!
When your drunk buddy needs to throw up,you could squirt him up his nose!

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Registered: Jul 2000
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How does it compare to a Ferguson?

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Registered: Feb 2004
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There's a dealer right in my neighborhood!
But how much is this wonderful technology?

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Registered: Aug 2000
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$5,000.00

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Originally posted by DevilMoon
How does it compare to a Ferguson?

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 25010

Well, it's about fucking time!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
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Yeah, but what happens when you switch in the end taip?

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Well, Paint, there is a discreet, yet easily accessible manual override function for taip fiddlers such as yourself. At first I thought it to be a safety mechanism. You know, in case the Neorest 600 chomps on your pets or children, but it turns out to be so much more.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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This thing is dangerous. Seriously. It requires a plug outlet. Do you know that if electricity touches the water in the bowl,what would happen if you take a leak?
The electricity would run up your highly conductive piss stream and right in your dick.
You would die.....instantly.
I ain't kidding.

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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: US of Fuckin' A!!!!
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you know when you wake up with a morning glory.... Can this toilet stop me from pissing over the picture above the loo? Can it do that?
You know when you have been dying for a crap for like 4 hours and have a HUGE bubble of compressed fart wedged in place behind a mound of poo that for all intents and purpose is the equivalent of a volcanic plug... And then when you finally release it it blows out your ass at about 250psi spraying shit everywhere like your bog is being pebble dashed..... Can this loo stop the inevitable splash back that always hits my ring-piece and makes me feel all weird and freaked out cos i have poo water all over my boxers eye? Can it???

Answer that techno-buggers!

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Den
Posts: 11475

Personally, I'm afraid all these modern inventions will ruin the sanctity of excremeditation.

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Ahhhh.... the sanctity of excremeditation....

I feel another poem coming to me.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Houston
Posts: 545

From the folks that brought you Rosanna, Africa, and the soundtrack to Dune.

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