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skalie
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Suits

Good news is............

I get to go to Dublin next month for my work.

Bad news is.........

They want me to wear a suit.

Any advice? I've got no fucking idea, really, no fucking idea. A dark blue number? Try and get away with a dark pair of jeans and a sports jacket?

Where do you buy a fucking suit, C&A?

Thanks in advance.

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Cockney_Rebel
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God, you're in a different cuntie! Ermm, by your shit in Dublin. Hit 'Next' if you're on a budget and get yourself a decent suit for little dollar, maybe for €170 you'd get the whole kit and kaboodle.

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memdink
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Men's Warehouse, if they have them there. I'm sure they have something similar. It's easy. Buy something cheap and have it tailored.

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
God, your in a different cuntie! Ermm, by your shit in Dublin. Hit 'Next' if your on a budget and get yourself a decent suit for little dollar, maybe for €170 you'd get the whole kit and kaboodle.


Cockney seems to the latest victim of the "chinese virus".

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skalie
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quote:
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Men's Warehouse, if they have them there. I'm sure they have something similar. It's easy. Buy something cheap and have it tailored.


So you buy a piece of shit, and then get someone to make it fit you?

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willimo
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You're gonna have to "get someone to make it fit you" regardless. Since it seems that you don't really want a suit at all, yeah get a cheap one. If you're of the mind that, "Gee, this is a good excuse to get some nice duds" get a better one.

Dark gray is much better than blue, by the way. Far more versatile, so you'll only have to get one.

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Cockney seems to the latest victim of the "chinese virus".


I blame the drink.

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DevilMoon
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If you are in IT, go to a thrift store and buy something used and hideous. It is about all that is expected of you and could be done here for less than $10.

If you are going to buy a new suit, get a nice one that is pretty basic (since you basically never wear one get something that isn't high fashion or season specific or anything like that. You'll have a nice suit for those rare occasions when you need one and it'll last a long time). If you want to try to get away without a suit, you should buy a sport coat and trousers and wear a tie. Its a step down from a suit, but I hardly think anyone notices anymore (and will almost cost as much anyways).

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Sw/oT
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Registered: Aug 2001
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Screw this suit bullshit. Get yourself an 80's era tux.

Chicks dig the cumberbun.

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Mugtoe
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buy a nice suit and be glad.

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Sabine
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quote:
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Dark gray is much better than blue, by the way. Far more versatile, so you'll only have to get one.


agreed. Charcoal is slick.

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Trenchant_Troll
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You could try the stylish Gadhafi look if you really want to impress them with your undesirablity.

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Re: Suits

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Originally posted by skalie
Good news is............

I get to go to Dublin next month for my work.

Bad news is.........

They want me to wear a suit.

Any advice? I've got no fucking idea, really, no fucking idea. A dark blue number? Try and get away with a dark pair of jeans and a sports jacket?

Where do you buy a fucking suit, C&A?

Thanks in advance.


Go like this:

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theMAC
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Registered: Jul 2001
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why don't you just have a closed coffin funeral instead?

*MAC has no suit, no shiny shoes, no tie, etc and knows nothing about them*

lot of help I am, right?

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skalie
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No worries theMAC, I'm sure you'll be a lot of help if I ever need advice about,


um,



let me get back to you on that one.

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Daniel
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Gucci, Armani, they've both got good mid-range suits.

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