The Asylum   Search Private Messages Options Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > don't even call it a comeback
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
squee
the amen break

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4720

don't even call it a comeback

Some people at work invited me to a charity race, a 5k, this morning, so I said "what the hell" and went, after about six years of not competing and

It's been...errr....about six years since I ran competetively. In the intervening years I've continued running but only sporadically and only because I like it; so I haven't been training at all.

So, today I got out there and had the best run I've had in years. I came in 13th overall (1st in age group) in about 21 minutes (and change). Not too shabby!

__________________
What does polite society know of the secret hearts of men?
What shows the shuttered window but all the evil you can imagine?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:32 PM
squee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for squee Click here to Send squee a Private Message Find more posts by squee Add squee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

Oh no,squee. Now NO ONE will talk to you at work!
Good job though!

__________________
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:34 PM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16751

congrats squee.

beer and gumbo is on me tonight.

see you around 5

__________________
taste the fucking rainbow

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:38 PM
euphorbia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for euphorbia Click here to Send euphorbia a Private Message Visit euphorbia's homepage! Find more posts by euphorbia Add euphorbia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
REStrained
but just barely.

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

Not too shabby indeed. I have been running for the last two years after 18 years and 50 pounds have passed by. It takes me 21 minutes just to get out of bed!

There is a local race (CIBC Breast Cancer Run) here on October 3rd, and I am the captain for our company team. If I manage anything near 23 minutes I'll be ecstatic. I have no idea how the Pro's run 10K in 18 minutes, thats unhuman.

__________________
LFDY - and leave a pretty corpse.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:43 PM
REStrained is offline Click Here to See the Profile for REStrained Click here to Send REStrained a Private Message Find more posts by REStrained Add REStrained to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18251

beer and gumbo?

wtf? where's mine? I'll jog in place for a few seconds. how's that?

__________________
quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
never waste a hardon, trust a fart or pass up a breath mint when offered.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:51 PM
Mugtoe is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Mugtoe Click here to Send Mugtoe a Private Message Find more posts by Mugtoe Add Mugtoe to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16751

quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
beer and gumbo?

wtf? where's mine? I'll jog in place for a few seconds. how's that?



come on over, you cant make just a little bit of gumbo. there is plenty. < 3

__________________
taste the fucking rainbow

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:54 PM
euphorbia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for euphorbia Click here to Send euphorbia a Private Message Visit euphorbia's homepage! Find more posts by euphorbia Add euphorbia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hawley Griffin
ball of healing light

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: south afrika
Posts: 16975

i was asked to join one of these charity races, it was for womens rights

i showedup. and stood still and laughed

__________________
legal notice: The above post is owned by Imaginet Inc. the poster is not responsible for the content in anyway.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 04:54 PM
Hawley Griffin is online now Click Here to See the Profile for Hawley Griffin Click here to Send Hawley Griffin a Private Message Find more posts by Hawley Griffin Add Hawley Griffin to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35736

quote:
Originally posted by REStrained
have no idea how the Pro's run 10K in 18 minutes, thats unhuman.


World record for 10k is 26 minutes 20.31 seconds. 5k is 12 minutes 37.35 seconds.

__________________
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 07:51 PM
Smug Git is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Smug Git Click here to Send Smug Git a Private Message Find more posts by Smug Git Add Smug Git to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

Squee was probably imagining Mugtoe running naked with a hard-on right behind him!!

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 07:54 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
willimo
Erythrophiliac

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
Posts: 2648

Kickass run, squee.

__________________
Hey carrot juice, I want to squeeze you away until you bleed.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 07:55 PM
willimo is offline Click Here to See the Profile for willimo Click here to Send willimo a Private Message Find more posts by willimo Add willimo to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
REStrained
but just barely.

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
World record for 10k is 26 minutes 20.31 seconds. 5k is 12 minutes 37.35 seconds.


I knew 18 minutes was unhuman. More coffee please.

__________________
LFDY - and leave a pretty corpse.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 08:03 PM
REStrained is offline Click Here to See the Profile for REStrained Click here to Send REStrained a Private Message Find more posts by REStrained Add REStrained to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3379

I don't run...at all. My gf, she likes it a lot. She's all up for a marathon. She is crazy. She wants me to get in better shape. I want to get in better shape. So, I started running (if you can call it that...it's so awful) trying to get in better shape. I mean, yeah, I'm lifting weights and all, but that's not helping my heart so much. So, in March, I'm running the 5k portion of the L.A. Marathon. My gf has decided to run it with me. Of course, she'll finish a good half-hour before me. But now I have something to work toward. Yeah, I know it's not a big deal for some, but it's something for me.

__________________
"It is very easy to hate a Nazi, a guardian in a Gulag. But the real danger is not them. It is the decent people who compromise with evil." --Jacobo Timerman (Argentinian author)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 08:51 PM
flocat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for flocat Click here to Send flocat a Private Message Visit flocat's homepage! Find more posts by flocat Add flocat to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9131

runnings for fags

<3

__________________

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 09:24 PM
RiZZ is offline Click Here to See the Profile for RiZZ Click here to Send RiZZ a Private Message Visit RiZZ's homepage! Find more posts by RiZZ Add RiZZ to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

I used to run in High school.......for detention.........for summer school.
But I remember the satisfaction I got from doing that.
Today,I would have to do power walking at best. I think running would be too hard for my heart and ankles. But I'm eating that fucking rabbit food and losing weight a little at a time.
Soon I will see my dick without using a mirror!

__________________
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 09:56 PM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
bunkum
Sanditon

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 4501

What happens if you lose all that weight, and you still can't see your dick? Won't you feel silly!

__________________
"Good God! What kind of hallucinogen leaves you high enough to be blissfully unaware of a genital amputation but lucid enough to grease up a pan and cook up a wiener? "

--pervscan.com




Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 10:55 PM
bunkum is offline Click Here to See the Profile for bunkum Click here to Send bunkum a Private Message Find more posts by bunkum Add bunkum to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9131

i wish i could see my dick

i need a webcam ; {

__________________

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 11:23 PM
RiZZ is offline Click Here to See the Profile for RiZZ Click here to Send RiZZ a Private Message Visit RiZZ's homepage! Find more posts by RiZZ Add RiZZ to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Bondo
Vagrant Benthos

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Houston
Posts: 545

I used to be able to run a 20 min 5k before I went to college, quit exercising, and picked up a pack a day habit. Now that I'm done with school, quit smoking, and have free time, I'm aiming at getting back down into the low 20's again. My 5k time has hit a plateau of 27 min. for the last few months though.

__________________
Black blood of the earth

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-18-2004 11:30 PM
Bondo is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Bondo Click here to Send Bondo a Private Message Find more posts by Bondo Add Bondo to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

quote:
Originally posted by bunkum
What happens if you lose all that weight, and you still can't see your dick? Won't you feel silly!

No actually I would feel very........OLD.
(My dick's getting smaller! It's not fair.)

__________________
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 05:09 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
theMAC
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: East Texas
Posts: 357

and you'd have to re-register as svelte filipino

man, I thought this thread was gonna be about LL Cool J

__________________
sigs are like assholes, everyone makes jokes about what you put in yours.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 05:14 AM
theMAC is offline Click Here to See the Profile for theMAC Click here to Send theMAC a Private Message Find more posts by theMAC Add theMAC to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

I'm still large in other ways.
(never thought I would say that and NOT mean how it sounds.)

__________________
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 05:48 AM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Azrael
The Advocate

Registered: Dec 2002
Location:
Posts: 2573

Having spent the greater portion of my life being so unfit I was incapable of running it is a great satisfaction that i can now endure running for quite some time.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 10:57 AM
Azrael is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Azrael Click here to Send Azrael a Private Message Find more posts by Azrael Add Azrael to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5713

and exactly how long is "quite some time"?

__________________
=^.^=

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 01:38 PM
JoeyCat is offline Click Here to See the Profile for JoeyCat Click here to Send JoeyCat a Private Message Find more posts by JoeyCat Add JoeyCat to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hawley Griffin
ball of healing light

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: south afrika
Posts: 16975

from his cosy chair to the store

__________________
legal notice: The above post is owned by Imaginet Inc. the poster is not responsible for the content in anyway.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 01:40 PM
Hawley Griffin is online now Click Here to See the Profile for Hawley Griffin Click here to Send Hawley Griffin a Private Message Find more posts by Hawley Griffin Add Hawley Griffin to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 26304

From my bed to my computer!

__________________
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 09-19-2004 03:38 PM
Large Filipino is offline