Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

I thought it was about time I introduced myself. I have been lurking around for a while and have found the site to be both interesting and entertaining (?). I have spent the last 43 years of my life in the social/ethnic melting pot known as Canada, and no, we do not live in Igloos and yes, we have running water. Other than that we are quite uncivilized.

I currently wear a suit and tie to work (in the Auto industry) where I am surrounded by morons, my only escape is to surf porn, asylumnation, and surf porn. Life is good.

OK, enough sucking up….

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

As the Official Greeter of The Asylum, let me give you a hearty welcome to our community, with a wish that you stay a good long while, post a lot, and have fun!!

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: south afrika
Posts: 16802

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: US
Posts: 3547

newb tits are as exciting as virgin snatch
chop chop

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
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Originally posted by REStrained
and no, we do not live in Igloos and yes, we have running water.

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Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
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Originally posted by euphorbia
I dont believe you.

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: .
Posts: 7947

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Originally posted by plum
I don't believe him either.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

When I go to Canada, this is where I stay:

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

fuck off and die, the lot of you

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19114

Rizz, shush up.

Soooo.... Canada huh?
Do you like have your own moose?

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: .
Posts: 7947

Plum. Thank you, you log rolling piece of shit. 2 x nanoceph [p]. Confirmation that you really are a cunt.

Wooo Hooooo!!!!!

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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

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Originally posted by wonderaz

Soooo.... Canada huh?
Do you like have your own moose?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 19114

I so want the skull.

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Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
Posts: 2042

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Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
And no-one believes you. Shut up. Anyway, why are you still here? I thought you said the only thing we was getting from you was the dust from your heel's.

We have nada.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6468

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LFDY - and leave a pretty corpse.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26420

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLGERAT!!!

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 9026

Anyone ever notice newbs seem to become active around their birthdays?

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