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Pinecrika
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Three dead at U of I.

Well folks, quite the weekend here at the university. First off, the shooting. Yep, some dudes knocked on the door of sophmore Eric Mcmillan and busted a cap in his chest. Died on the way to the hospital. Furthermore, two frat boys wrecked a motorcycle (into a tree. Tree-1, frat boys-0). One died instantly and the other one died yesterday. Don't get drunk and ride to Jack in the Box for a jumbo jack. You'll get killed.

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Re: Three dead at U of I.

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Furthermore, two frat boys wrecked a motorcycle (into a tree. Tree-1, frat boys-0). One died instantly and the other one died yesterday.


Wouldn't that be Tree-2, Frat boys-0 now?

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Don't get drunk and ride to Jack in the Box for a jumbo jack. You'll get killed.

It's probably a bad idea to answer the door, too.

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Depends on if they have enough sense between them or not to equal two persons, CF.

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Depends on if they have enough sense between them or not to equal two persons, CF.


LOL True bunkum...

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Re: Re: Three dead at U of I.

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Wouldn't that be Tree-2, Frat boys-0 now?


I guess you're right. I'll pernt you for your dilligence in such matters.

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Didn't the Idaho Vandal football team die, like five years ago, when the they thought they could compete in division 1A. I laughed when Boise State kicked the shit out of the 65-7 a couple weeks ago.

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Re: Three dead at U of I.

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Well folks, quite the weekend here at the university. First off, the shooting. Yep, some dudes knocked on the door of sophmore Eric Mcmillan and busted a cap in his chest. Died on the way to the hospital. Furthermore, two frat boys wrecked a motorcycle (into a tree. Tree-1, frat boys-0). One died instantly and the other one died yesterday. Don't get drunk and ride to Jack in the Box for a jumbo jack. You'll get killed.


At least no one popped a cap in a dog's head while it ate. That would've been truly disturbing.

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Story

After taking a pot shot at my alma matta's shitty football team I find out that the dude that got shot in the chest was a redshirt cornerback on the team. Redshirt indeed.

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Re: Re: Three dead at U of I.

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At least no one popped a cap in a dog's head while it ate. That would've been truly disturbing.


Yeah, only a real sicko douchebag would do something like that.

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