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United Airlines flight 919 from London to Washington, DC was diverted to Bangor, ME so a passenger who was on a watch list could be removed. The passenger was reportedly being questioned by authorities. The flight continued to DC.

Now AP has identified the passenger.

Cat Stevens.

No... really.

Ha.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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I think you mean Yusuf Islam!

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Registered: Aug 2004
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well when morning has broken and he has had his third internal search from the hard headed woman, lady d'arbanville, he will look at his ruined butthole and realise the first cut is the deepest and secondly realise that when it came to his anti american ranting like so many asshole celebrities who are about as significant as a moonshadow he just cant keep it in.
Yeah cat, this aint just another saturday night... you are a wanted man and for you.... tuesdays dead so get back on your peace train and sod off back to wherever you came from............. i love my dog........

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MILWAUKEE (AP) — Midwest Airlines canceled a flight ready to take off for San Francisco after a passenger found Arabic-style handwriting in the company's in-flight magazine and alerted the crew.

The plane, carrying 118 passengers and five crew members, had already pulled away from the gate at Mitchell International Airport on Sunday evening. It returned to the gate, the passengers got off, security authorities were notified, all luggage was checked and the aircraft was inspected. Nothing was found.

The passengers were put up in nearby hotels and booked on a Monday morning flight.

The writing was in Farsi, the language used in Iran, said airline spokeswoman Carol Skornycka. She said she didn't know exactly what the writing said but was similar to a prayer, "something of a contemplative nature."

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Mohammad Atta is probably burning in hell right now... but LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF!

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I know this will leave me with Wild World churning in my head for days. Fucking Yusef.

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Originally posted by RoOsTeR13
well when morning has broken and he has had his third internal search from the hard headed woman, lady d'arbanville, he will look at his ruined butthole and realise the first cut is the deepest and secondly realise that when it came to his anti american ranting like so many asshole celebrities who are about as significant as a moonshadow he just cant keep it in.
Yeah cat, this aint just another saturday night... you are a wanted man and for you.... tuesdays dead so get back on your peace train and sod off back to wherever you came from............. i love my dog........

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Yeah, well thanks to you it's gonna take us ages to forget them again, you bastard!

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hahaha

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