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Kansas City 1:0 Chicago (Simutenkov 96')

The Wizards are the US Open Cup Champs!!! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!

I don't care that you don't care.

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Their first?

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That's golf, right? I didn't know Kansas had a golf team.

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That avatar is disturbing.

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We're all wrinkly on the inside.

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I try to iron the wrinkles out.

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Hell yeah their first! We won the league in 2000, but after years of bombing out to lower-division teams in the competition named after their own owner, the Wizards are finally US Open Cup Champions!

I was there! It was GLORIOUS, I tell you! GLORIOUS!!!

YOU SAY EE-GOR, I SAY EYE-GOR
YOU SAY EE-GOR, I SAY EYE-GOR
EE-GOR, EYE-GOR, EE-GOR, EYE-GOR
SI-MU-TEN-A-KOV!

CJ BROWN WEARS THE BJ CROWN!

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The name of The Wiz's owner is Open Cup?

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Excuse me, but after reading this, I gotta take a wiz now.

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Only GFY could possibly WORSEN whiz jokes.

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I'm just warming up!!!

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With a cup of steaming piss?

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You're trying to sell again, aren't you??

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It's only $1.25

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It's the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup.

Which, as I may have pointed out, now resides in a trophy case at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri, the home of the US OPEN CUP CHAMPION KANSAS CITY WIZARDS.

WE'RE ALL PART OF THE KANSAS AAAARMY
WE'RE ALL OUT TO WIN THE LEAGUE
AND WE'LL REALLY LIVE IT UP
WHEN WE WIN THE OPEN CUP
KANSAS CITY IS THE GREATEST SOCCER TEAM

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It's only $1.25

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Originally posted by CHiPsJr
WE'RE ALL PART OF THE KANSAS AAAARMY
WE'RE ALL OUT TO WIN THE LEAGUE
AND WE'LL REALLY LIVE IT UP
WHEN WE WIN THE OPEN CUP
KANSAS CITY IS THE GREATEST SOCCER TEAM

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someone's got to get a better beard!

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Originally posted by buddha's penis
someone's got to get some better writers.

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Detroit has the Rockers, or Wheels or Neon or maybe we don't have a team anymore. That was pre-MLS though, before anyone really understood what was going on.*

*If they do now.

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
someone's got to get a better beard!

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Okay, then!

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Originally posted by CHiPsJr
IWE'RE ALL PART OF THE KANSAS AAAARMY
WE'RE ALL OUT TO WIN THE LEAGUE
AND WE'LL REALLY LIVE IT UP
WHEN WE WIN THE OPEN CUP
KANSAS CITY IS THE GREATEST SOCCER TEAM

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The best was attending a Wizards game with CHiPsJr some years back and listening to him scream "YOUR GOALIE FUCKS SHEEP!!!" over and over again, while standing next to a 10 year old kid with his mom who were seated next to him.

The look on the kid's face was fucking priceless. He was in awe, like "Holy fuck, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard anybody scream ever."

I think at one point Jr even finally noticed they were there, and looked over at the mom apologetically, shrugged, and said something like "Well, he does," and then go right back to screaming.

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Heh, sounds like how I used to heckle the goalies at Gold Kings games.

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