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spasm of violence
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
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Just got back from Lasik.
I had it done this morning at 9 and left at about 9:30 on my own accord with some stylie sun glasses. Not those crappy ones they give you when the dialate your eyes, but good ones that have hinges and look like Oakleys. I guess that's where my money went.
Anyway, my eyeballs burn and my vision is a little blurry and gets worse as objects get closer, but as soon as it was done I could already tell a difference. I keep reaching up to adjust my glasses that are no longer there, which is strange and I'm doing distance reading tests every chance I get. I was able to stand in the kitchen and read the hurricane Jeanne warning ticker tape scrolling across the bottom of the TV. Nice.
The doctor gave me two kinds of drops to use 4 times a day and I have some wetting drops that I have to use for a couple of weeks or months, depending.
The procedure was interesting and completed very quickly. The most traumatic part was when they cut the cornial flap. After the numbing drops they taped my eyelids open, then pried them open further with A Clockwork Orange style metal tong things. Then they put a small plastic ring on my eye, then another with a handle and pressed down hard enough for my sight to go black. The doc asked, "Is it dark now?" Then he turned on the saw. BZZZZZZ! After that they removed the ring things and peeled the hair thin flap back and started zapping away. It sounded like they were electrocuting me. Three or four bursts of zaps later I was done.
I napped when I got home, at the doctors suggestion, and woke up with the ability to read the alarm clock. Sweet Jesus. I can't wait until the blurriness goes away. Probably another day or so. My follow-up is tomorrow morning and we'll see what they say.
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