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REStrained
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
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Amsterdam North

Hey! Got a problem with Heroin? No problem, just move to beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia. That’s right, our ultra Liberal city council has made it nice and comfy to shoot up these days, in a clean friendly environment. We have just added Government Certified “Injection Sites” with little booths where you can comfortably shoot up without fear of arrest. We’ll even throw in the needles! It is however BYOS (bring yer own smack).

But wait, you don’t have a taste for Heroin? You prefer smoking a rock of crack every 15 minutes? NO PROBLEM! We also have recently added “smoke rooms” equipped with comfy chairs and evacuation fans to get rid of that nasty “second hand smoke”.

Until further notice all back alleys will be closed due to lack of interest.

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I'm on my way!!

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Hawley Griffin
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its supposed to help keeping the junkies away from the public where they are more likely to cause harm.

edit: if i recall correctly something like this was done in austria, with great success. no more junkies in public parks and whatnot

i still think shooting them would be better

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Call me when they start to tackle the prostitution problem.

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Coincidence
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The only stupid thing about it seems to be that you can't buy your own drugs there. After all that's how bars work.

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Originally posted by Coincidence
The only stupid thing about it seems to be that you can't buy your own drugs there. After all that's how bars work.


http://www.hightimes.com/ht/news/co...?bid=993&aid=10

Its only a matter of time.......

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Aydin
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Registered: Jul 2001
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Don't you mean Amsterdam West? Vancouver is further South than Amsterdam.

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REStrained
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Registered: Sep 2004
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Sorry, I must have been HIGH. Sometimes I get lost in my house....

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wonderaz
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Vancouver is higher than Amsterdam.

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YoshiSake
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Registered: Oct 2004
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Vancouver is a town full of pompous hockey idiots anyway. They need to take drugs because their hockey teams sucks butt. To add, one of theirs stars is a criminal! Only football players are supposed to be criminals!

I say let those Canadians dope up wherever they want. Maybe it will help them spike up their economy.

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mudded
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
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Great idea... keeps em from the worst of the secondary health effects (Infection, Aids etc.)

a hearty two thumbs up from lil ole mud

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