Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

Hey! Got a problem with Heroin? No problem, just move to beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia. That’s right, our ultra Liberal city council has made it nice and comfy to shoot up these days, in a clean friendly environment. We have just added Government Certified “Injection Sites” with little booths where you can comfortably shoot up without fear of arrest. We’ll even throw in the needles! It is however BYOS (bring yer own smack).

But wait, you don’t have a taste for Heroin? You prefer smoking a rock of crack every 15 minutes? NO PROBLEM! We also have recently added “smoke rooms” equipped with comfy chairs and evacuation fans to get rid of that nasty “second hand smoke”.

Until further notice all back alleys will be closed due to lack of interest.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

I'm on my way!!

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: pakistan
Posts: 19145

its supposed to help keeping the junkies away from the public where they are more likely to cause harm.

edit: if i recall correctly something like this was done in austria, with great success. no more junkies in public parks and whatnot

i still think shooting them would be better

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 4950

Call me when they start to tackle the prostitution problem.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hadal
Posts: 18904

The only stupid thing about it seems to be that you can't buy your own drugs there. After all that's how bars work.

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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

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Originally posted by Coincidence
The only stupid thing about it seems to be that you can't buy your own drugs there. After all that's how bars work.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: La Florida
Posts: 20957

Don't you mean Amsterdam West? Vancouver is further South than Amsterdam.

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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 107

Sorry, I must have been HIGH. Sometimes I get lost in my house....

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
Posts: 21346

Vancouver is higher than Amsterdam.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
Posts: 7

Vancouver is a town full of pompous hockey idiots anyway. They need to take drugs because their hockey teams sucks butt. To add, one of theirs stars is a criminal! Only football players are supposed to be criminals!

I say let those Canadians dope up wherever they want. Maybe it will help them spike up their economy.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
Posts: 5640

Great idea... keeps em from the worst of the secondary health effects (Infection, Aids etc.)

a hearty two thumbs up from lil ole mud

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