Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Born E ohh
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For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I have found the real reason: I'm overworked. Here's why...

The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces busy liberating the opressed and keeping us safe. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for the state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are sitting at your computer reading jokes.

Nice..... real nice..... !!

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Registered: Dec 2002
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Get back to work bitch!

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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When you find the job you love,you never have to work another day of your life. Someone said that. I don't fucking know.
I'm so blessed.

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Registered: Jan 2004
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Come to think of it, a genocide that wiped out the 99% of the global population who aren't scientists and engineers would leave the human race no worse off.

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Bullshit. Where you gonna eat? Whose running the McDonalds or the supermarkets? Where you gonna buy cars when no one's making them?

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Just plant gardens around the research institutes.

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