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Jeitarium
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chavs

I'd say the worst sub-culture yet.

What I like about chav phenomena is that they're labeled, not self-created. Everyone who follows chav culture is getting a practical joke played on him/her.

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What chav culture?

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yeah, what the fuck?

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I hate chavs.
They know not core.

SUCK SOMEONE ELSE OFF BUDDY!

That's what I say to chavs.

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Jeitarium
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a chav

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So a Chav is a boy prostitute that likes Techno?

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Jeitarium
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here's another one

There's about 5000 more crawling around Manchester

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We ran through this about 6 months ago. Can't be bothered to find the link. But they are indeed scum. Even if CR constatntly denies that he belongs to that particular cutural subgroup

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Jeitarium
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I think it all started 6 months ago, but it's growing FAST :< I blame it on the meth

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http://www.thecolumnists.com/johnson/johnson56.html

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quote:
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I think it all started 6 months ago, but it's growing FAST :< I blame it on the meth

It started waaaaay before that, unfortunately. Originating in Chatham, Kent, they're attracted to Asda shopping centres and dole offices around the country. However, they are not wasteful creatures, in that they will re use their dinner packaging (ie a crisp* packet) as their means of contraception.

(*that's "chips" to those of you who still haven't caught on)

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Jeitarium
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a new breed of disaffected Brit: the boys are stupid and violent and the girls, are vile, unwashed and slutty.
What defines the new class of young people is a low forehead
[paul is a man]

LOL great essay.

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Even if CR constatntly denies that he belongs to that particular cutural subgroup

I owned a pair of Burberry jeans and a Burberry shirt, once. But that was a decade ago, long before chavra was a media thing.

That does not make me a chav. I don't wear Reebok classics and I have a respectable job and I own my own sofa. My television is paid for and is not purchased from Cash Convertor's on the drip.

Now if you don't Mind I have 9:45 meeting. Bastards!

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skalie
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Wow, that's a lot of chav cred, "I was a chav before chav was even invented"

Cockney_Rebel; King of the Chavs.

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Mokkori
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chavs

I thought these descriptions would shed some light to those unfamiliar with the concept of a chav.

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http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

I would just like to point out that I am in no way affliated or connected to that site. I provide this link purely for informational purposes only and further reject any claims and accusations that I am a chav.

Anyone that still wants to be stereotypical and downright disrespectful can sucketh my dick and lick my balls.

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aminal
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burburry has actually pulled their famous chav cap.

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shop for "CHAV" at argos.co.uk

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Woah. I may have been a chav growing up. McDonalds was like my second mommie.Alot of this was me too but not anymore. At least most of it's not:
Chav's Charter:-
1. Drop litter - you don't want rubbish in your pockets do you?
2. Replace an adequate and legal exhaust on your car with an inappropriate one and breach the peace with stressful noise polution.
3. Know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
4. Adore brand names and suffocate all opprtunity for real quality to speak for itself.
5. Drag everyone else down at school or work by constantly challenging in a negative way accepted practices.
6. Don't treat McDonalds as an occasional treat or convenience, treat it as a way of life until you become morbidly obese.
7. Watch television rather than living a real life but aspire to showcasing your dysfunction on a chat show.
8. Smoke cigarettes
9. Erode the language with which you were educated to the point that you can no longer remember how to speak properly... After all the best way to articulate yourself is with a gun.
10. Definitly don't develop a spiritual side,death probably doesn't apply to you
- you're there already

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quote:
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We ran through this about 6 months ago. Can't be bothered to find the link.

Granted, it was hard:
http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...rder=descending

All english lads have a bit of chav in them I'd say.

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Dreamengineer
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its Father Chavmas......

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Avondale
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are some of the characters in ythe movie "Snatch" chavs? like maybe the guy who Bullet Tooth Tony pulls in the car window by the tie?
i don't know. maybe i'm not quite getting what a chav is.

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quote:
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are some of the characters in ythe movie "Snatch" chavs? like maybe the guy who Bullet Tooth Tony pulls in the car window by the tie?
i don't know. maybe i'm not quite getting what a chav is.

A white nigger.

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