Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Gotta go to work tomorrow so I started this now.
Let me tell Y'all about my brother Towofstrght. I met him at the bronx,a rather big baby I should say.I had just came over from the Philipines and was only 5. As he was growing up,he went thru 6 playpens cause he was just full of vitality. We later bought a house upstate and as we were growing up,he always looked up to me,for I usually protected him although he never really needed it at all. He usually tagged along wherever I went and my friends respected him or I wouldn't be friends with them no more.
Anyway,years went by and I met my wife and we arranged to get married. He was there and you can tell he was real depressed cause he knew marrage means it was time to move on.And now I look up to him. But we always stayed in touch. I flew over when he got into a bad wreck that split his car in half,and I cried,man even though when I came over to see him,I joked around saying "AWWWW DID THAT HURT?" Boy was he pissed!
What I'm trying to say,besides deserving a unicorn heart for this,is that I love my bro,man. We may not hang like we used to but were still tight. He's comming around next month and I'm excited as hell.
Happy birthday,Rich.You deserve whatever good life gives you. And if you ever decide to settle down,whoever you choose will be a lucky girl.
-PEACE-

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happy birthday, however it is you spell that!

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*wipes a tear from his eye*

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Wait, your brother thought you two were destined to be engaged, led on by the fact you always let him hang around you, but you stabbed him in the back and married some random floozy instead. He got so depressed that he never recovered, so you tease him incessantly about it to make you feel better about your unforgivable betrayal. Now, you put a flimsy bandage on what was years of emotional scarring by wishing him happy birthday. To top it all off, this is all nothing more than pandering for unicorn hearts.

For shame.

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NO! That's not it at all! I moved on. That was 17 years ago.
I never betrayed my brother.....................................no......
YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE I HAVE 13 UNICORN HEARTS AND YOU HAVE NONE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1

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how is it that you only met your brother when you were 5?

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He's 5 years younger than me........mmmmmm........uuuuuhhh........

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I was supposed to be him!

I ended up in the wrong womb. I got the wrong womb number, I guess!

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how is it that you only met your brother when you were 5?

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
He's 5 years younger than me........mmmmmm........uuuuuhhh........

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Heheheh

Your original post made me smile, LF.

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What did Flip #1 say to Flip#2?
[spoiler] We may not hang like we used to but were still tight.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Ohh damnitt! Now I have to be nice! Thanks for the words bro! It's cool to see you actually have something real to say except for your foot fetish (gross!). The reason why my username is towrofstgh is because it's short for "Tower of Strength." It's my favorite song by a british band called The Mission UK (www.themissionuk.com). They're a goth band that had most of it's popularity between the late 80's-early 90's, but they've been making a comeback in recent years based on the efforts of their founder, Wayne Hussey. Anyway, I've always been tight with John (LF) and it's just one of those brotherly bonds that will stick throughout life. You see, there's actually four brothers. One (Ferdinand) turned 40 last Saturday, but he's a minister (a cover) for his real personality...money grubber (that goes without saying anymore). Then there's John (LF) who's 38 and works with the developmentally disabled. Then there's me (Rich, 33) that works full-time running a deli and tries to cram nursing school inbetween (although I took the year off because of my promotion to save some cash), then there's the youngest Jim (25) who works for Verizon through a temp agency because after he graduated college, him (like many other college grads), had to work outside of his actual field of study to earn a living. I love my brother and I'd always back him up to the end. That's what brothers do (well, if they get along...otherwise they can go to hell! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

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He's 5 years younger than me........mmmmmm........uuuuuhhh........

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sure it is...

how is it not?

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Yeah, what Vyper said.

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you son of a bitch, that's not meeting your brother for the first time.
you make me so angry!

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Holy shit,bro. I just realized today is yer birthday.
Man......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOW!

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happy birthday ToS

(aah, finally an opportunity to abbreviate properly)

Cheers
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WOW...he actually remembered! Let me tell you guys. He forgets our dad's, mom's, eldest brother (minster), and youngest bro (piano prodigy guy), but me? It's kewl...I can'st dig it! Thanks John! thanks for the sentiment mudded...now I'm going to bowl and get drunk! WOO HOO!

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Oh yeah, I forgot to thank the forum because if it weren't for the bottom of the main page that says "today's birthdays!" and my name there, LF would've forgotten for sure! Thanks Asylum! Thanks for making my brother so obsessed that the only way he remembers birthdays is if he logs in! YAY!

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Hey, brothers post in the same forums, huh? Cool.

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My brother's posted here a few times. Not often, though.

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Not too mention Goat/Smug, and Chips/Tal.

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