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Dreamengineer
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Who is your celebrity other half ?

mine was julia roberts....

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Cockney_Rebel
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Heh! I's gotz me som ebony poontang in the form of Beyonce Knowles. Jigga man whoaaaa!!!

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skalie
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Seems that I have the same taste in women that a middle aged chav would.

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
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Seems that I have the same taste in women that a middle aged chav would.


Middle aged? MIDDLE AGED!!!! I'm 33 3/4. Bastard!!!!

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skalie
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And what's the average life expectancy of a chav?

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Cockney_Rebel
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Probably very short on a sustained diet of McDonalds and White Lightning cider.

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Azrael
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Rachel stevens. Yeah shes hot.

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george clooney? I demand a recount.

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George Clooney? Ohhhh yeah! *drool*

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Enrique Iglesias.

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Sabine
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A third for George Clooney.

Who has a knife?

I call dibs on the head.

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Roseanne Barr?

Someone's having a fucking laugh.

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That'll teach you to ask for clever and witty.

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I got that skank Julia Roberts too. They should remove mothers from the quiz.

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And another George Clooney ... perhaps we could divide him up by taking him as he appears in various roles?

I've got dibs on OBWT.

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George Clooney (I lust after the older and wiser man) for a guy and Roseanne Barr (I lust after the witty intelligent woman) for a laydee.

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quote:
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And another George Clooney ... perhaps we could divide him up by taking him as he appears in various roles?

I've got dibs on OBWT.


Fair enough.

I'll take From Dusk Till Dawn's Seth.

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quote:
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George Clooney (I lust after the older and wiser man) ...


Maybe you could suck mugtoe back to the straight and narrow (or, in his case, straight, short and wide).

If only he were wise.

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I already tried that Smug. Didn't seem to have any effect on him, but I think it made me a bit gayer.

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quote:
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Roseanne Barr?

Someone's having a fucking laugh.


seriously. what the fuck?
i said "witty and intelligent", and also "athletic but curvy". i said "ART GALLERY".

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It seems as though Roseanne Barr is slim and curvy, athletic and curvy, and also large and voluptuous too.

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'Fat ugly deranged bitch' wasn't an option. They had to put her somewhere.

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Hehehe... I just had another go, and she's small and slight as well!

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Smug Git
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What magnum are saying is, if you want a clever, witty and available woman, she's going to be a biffer*.

*Clearly I got the only clever and witty and pretty woman.

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quote:
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Rachel stevens. Yeah shes hot.


ditto

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