Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

im often told the tale of a group of brussels sprouts,
who mistakenly thought they were smarter than everyone else
in the world.

the tale tells of how they learned the extent of their error,
when they came face to face with a cunning and treacherous pig.
the pig was VERY treacherous, so when he saw the sprouts he immediately betrayed them.

he betrayed them in a song.

treacherous sprouts,
...sprouts of a brussel,
you have been betrayed!
betrayed by a brussel,
sprout.
a sprout, who is a master
of treachery.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 16327

MERRY CHRISTMAS, felonious melonious! I've got a present fer you, too, even though yer a heathen.

Amen.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10441

I'd like a cheese danish, please

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10503

Brussel sprouts are nasty and deserve to be betrayed.

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