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Jeitarium
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Need a gf who doesn't bitch?

This, my friend, is for you

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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Welcome to the internet!

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Dacarlo
Militant Wankgnome

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Jesus that link's older than my sister.

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Avondale
POWERFUL SORCERER IRL

Registered: Sep 2000
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possibly even older than his mother as well

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Aydin
Rice King

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
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1995 was a good vintage.

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

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But, would you buy a used one?

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Aydin
Rice King

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Location: China
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A hole's a hole.

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

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you're depraved.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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From the FAQ section:

Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?

No.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Smug is so inquisitive!

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skalie
the honourable

Registered: Sep 2001
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Higher standards than your average pimp.

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Hawley Griffin
dog dicks LOL

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they don't bitch but they need maintenance

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quote:
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they don't bitch but they need maintenance


Heh, gives a whole new meaning to 'crack whore', doesn't it?

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I bet this shit sells. Even at $1,999.99 to start.
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There's a guy doll too. WT flying F?
Guys are easy.

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Dacarlo
Militant Wankgnome

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I remember when they first came out. They cost about $20k.

Hmmm now I know what to get my friends for Christmas.

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ad hominid

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Just make sure you have it delivered to their work address. It's the thought that counts.

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Jeitarium
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Nov 2004
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It's not the same as 1995. They've improved, man.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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How do you........never mind.

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jeitarium
It's not the same as 1995. They've improved, man.


$18k cheaper and a higher quality!

w00t! The list of selling points of these just keep getting longer.

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Oracular_Jinx
Contents under pressure

Registered: Oct 2001
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standard female model: $6499.00 - includes all three entries.

standard male model: $6999.00 - includes anal entry if desired, plus one size penis attachment.

shipping and handling: $450.00 (on all orders within the continental United States. Additional fees may apply to beyond point deliveries and/or in special circumstances.) International shipping and handling: $800.00 (additional fees may also apply in some cases.)

----------> Is THAT all? So much cheaper than buying an escort...

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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quote:
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How do you........never mind.


A wet-dry vacuum.

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skalie
the honourable

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quote:
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But, would you buy a used one?


Would it feel any different if you had to wear a condom?

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fetus
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Nov 2004
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Interesting..although i honestly don't see how you could get off having sex with one of these things, i mean it would be like fucking a really creepy oversized anatomically correct barbie doll.

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Interesting..although i honestly don't see how you could get off having sex with one of these things, i mean it would be like fucking a really creepy oversized anatomically correct barbie doll.


Is that an opinion wrought by experience?

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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I wouldn't know mind you,but how is this different than fucking a dead person?

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Aydin
Rice King

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Because you can warm it up in hot water.

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