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J E B Stuart
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| I asked the mystic pig: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
and the mystic pig said: According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds
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Daisy Cutter
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LOL
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STOP, PLEASE
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GoFuckYourselves!
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"The Mystic Pig" -- I thought for sure that it was a melon thread.
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Hawley Griffin
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i am the master of wit
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twit, is more like it.
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"All throughout history, from Reuben to Robbins, redheads have been recognized as a rare breed. Blondes may have more fun, brunettes may be brainier, but when it comes down to raw energy, creativity, and personality ... you just can't beat a redhead... well, you can, but beware ... she'll probably beat you back!"
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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
twit, is more like it.
i like the fact that i annoy you
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Goedile
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It's official, the pig can't tackle the hard questions we encounter on a daily basis.
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A castaway in the sea was going down for the third time when he caught sight of a passing ship. Gathering his last strength, he waved frantically and called for help. Someone on board peered at him scornfully and shouted back, "Get a boat!"
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Hawley Griffin
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| I asked the mystic pig: who is this Goedile person and what does he want?
and the mystic pig said:you know how batman wears leather and lives in a cave with a young boy? yeah its kinda like that
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mystic indeed
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