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Dacarlo
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Supersize me

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torque
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Man, that and a few biscuits and a 1 liter Dr. Pepper would keep you runnin until you got to the BBQ house for lunch.

From looking at that label, it's quite conceivable that as you got close to finishing the breakfast, your vision would dim somewhat as the arteries in your eyes clogged. And you know someone out there eats those things 4 times a week.

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They should change the name to "Dead Man" dinners. Wow.

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mmmm... I'll take three.

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tessellated
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Christ that is gut-churning.

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Hungry Man knows what he likes. That is so hardcore. I like that it's so close to the fitness thread.

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amerikanjunkie
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Im going to eat those for an etnire week to gain weight

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tessellated
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Heh. What's sad is that I could eat those for an entire month (assuming I could actually put something that nasty in my mouth) and not gain a pound.

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I would bet you something, but in the case that I lost, I'd probably never get to the post office to send your pot of gold.

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Avondale
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probably tastes good as hell too

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Smug Git
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Who is so fucking inept that they need to have a frozen microwave breakfast of eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage and home fries? It isn't hard to cook, or particularly time consuming either.

Actually, who eats microwave meals anyhow?

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I have a frozen pizza at home. I'm not going to microwave it, but still...

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quote:
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Who is so fucking inept that they need to have a frozen microwave breakfast of eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage and home fries? It isn't hard to cook, or particularly time consuming either.

Actually, who eats microwave meals anyhow?


UJ. I was viewing who was online earlier today and stumbled across a thread that was asking user's what they was doing right now. I should have posted it. UJ did dictate, that at three in the morning he had just cooked/nuked himself a microwave breakfast! I've tried for the last twenty fucking minutes to find the thread via search, no poxy joy. There's the answer to your question. Man, [P] to the one that finds it.

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Mmmm Burgers

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J E B Stuart
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Outta curiousity, what is a typical hearty Limey breakfast? I ask because me 'n' Smug have already had a discussion on oatmeal and porridge, ultimately deciding they were essentially the same thing.

All I've got to say about that Hungry Man breakfast is that those flapjacks are in dire need of some ribbon cane syrup.

Amen.

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quote:
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what is a typical hearty Limey breakfast? .


I dont know about the others in this shitheap of a Country, but my day doesnt start without my bowl of cereal in a pint of milk and Juice, followed by a cup of tea

I reckon once a month I will indulge in a huge fry-up

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I eat healthy! I start with a big hearty bowl of oatmeal with maple syrup cause the box says it will help me reduce cholesterol.Then I make 4 eggs sunny side up with bacon and sausage and toast and corn beef hash. Then I down a quart of oj cause the label says it has vitamin C. And my mommie said that vitamin C makes me not sick. I'm hungry.

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Pinecrika
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64 grams of fat?? Why don't you just eat a stick of butter.

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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Outta curiousity, what is a typical hearty Limey breakfast? I ask because me 'n' Smug have already had a discussion on oatmeal and porridge, ultimately deciding they were essentially the same thing.

All I've got to say about that Hungry Man breakfast is that those flapjacks are in dire need of some ribbon cane syrup.

Amen.

I personally like to eat either porridge, cereal, a bowl of fruit, or eggs on toast or mushrooms on toast, or a cup of miso. I guess that most people in this country wouldn't consider any of those to be particularly hearty meals though.

A traditional fryup consists of fried eggs, bacon, sausages, fried slice, chips, beans, black pudding (and/or white pudding), bubble & squeak, AND most likely white toast with butter, and a MUG 'O' TEA!!!

If I go to the local cafff the morning after the night before, I normally go for egg, bacon, beans and bubble.

*Bubble & Squeak: traditionally made with leftovers from the Sunday roast dinner, it's basically mashed potatoes with veggies (normally cabbage, onions and sometimes carrots) that's lightly fried in a pan until crispy on the outside.

**Black Pudding: A sausage made out of pigs blood, suet and cereals. Tastes better than it sounds.
White Pudding: Similar to black pudding, except a different colour, and more like haggis.

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64 grams of fat?? Why don't you just eat a stick of butter.

Only if it's deep fried in lard.

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Bubble sounds good. Weird name, but the contents are right. Hardy for me would be biscuits and gravy and pan cakes or freedom toast with a glass of orange juice or milk.

Normally I don't eat anything, but when I do, it's sausage, egg and cheese breakfast burritos from the little diner thing we have in the building at work.

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is black pudding the same thing as blood pudding?

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Black Pudding is more like the shite left in an abbatoir after a humongous cull for foot-and-mouth
its fucking disgusting, I have tried it once and suffice to say I was commode-hugging for the rest of the day

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