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Large Filipino
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Jailhouse burritos

My just out of jail homies swear by this,although I've never tried it.
www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1572

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I made a burrito or Bomb Chino as I call them. You mix one individual serving of crushed corn chips, one crushed noodle soup, one crushed bag of BBQ potato chips together in a plastic bag - thourghly combine these fine gourmet items then add one to 1 1/2 cups of hot water to the bag, mix throughly, evenly and seal the bag wrapping in a towel or a month old newspaper. Let sit for 15 to 30 minutes unless you're starving. Empty the contents into a paper plate, paper bag, or anything somewhat clean. Eat with a fairly clean plastic spoon. It's a delight in convict cuisine. Add spices, meats, vegetables as available to suit your own tastes!"

The crushed noodle soup he's referring to is Ramen Noodles for all yer limey's out there.

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how is that a burrito?

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how is that a burrito?



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When you are a analy violated drug using bastard in prision does it really matter? They should be lucky we don't make them eat month old dog food.

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No, that would be unfair to Imprisoned-Americons!

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