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Pinecrika
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Kids and toilets

Anyone in Asylum land have/had a kid that finds throwing odd stuff in the toilet high entertainment? Annika (my kid) just figured out how to flush the shitter and promptly began to put whatever she could find to flush away. One can't get a moments peace with a two year old. Anyway, today I get to crawl under the house and unclog the shit pipe. Yeay!

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We had a brief period of that with the Ferret. It was "funner than the trash".
There is no reasoning with a two year old.

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There is no reasoning with a two year old.

yeah, at first i was like "no way, youre too young for me" lovely stubborn chicks

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No perv pernts for you. The begging is too obvious.

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begging?

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TT is teh supa parent.

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Hawley Griffin
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parent? he had to install one of these things because of his wife

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skalie
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So what happens when the kid needs to take a shit?

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Diapers, skalie. In first world countries, we have disposable diapers that we put on our kids. I realize you were kept outdoors until you learned to shit in the big ditch behind the village but we do things differently.

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Diapers, skalie. In first world countries, we have disposable diapers that we put on our kids. I realize you were kept outdoors until you learned to shit in the big ditch behind the village but we do things differently.

HaHa.......Thats some funny shit!

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parent? he had to install one of these things because of his wife

Actually, I referred to it as the babysitter. The little bastard kept climbing out until I installed it.

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Actually, I referred to it as the babysitter. The little bastard kept climbing out until I installed it.

He was a good kid, a little too sheltered......we called him "Blue"

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Was anyone else nervous clicking on a thread title "Kids and toilets" started by 'crika?

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I was but decided I needed to for the good of the site.

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Pinecrika
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A toilet seat lock. How clever. It sure beats puting a heavy box on the lid.

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We sell all kinds of gadgets to either keep kids "in" places or to keep kids "out" of places. Makes me wonder how exactly my generation survived without all of them.

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*pines for the good old days*

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Makes me wonder how exactly my generation survived without all of them.

That's because it wasn't such a big deal to beat kids back then.

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that's all well and good for stupid kids (not implying you have bad genetics or anything) but what if your kid is actually smart? isn't that encouraging them to grow up slower?

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