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I was at Blockbuster the other night, and one of my neighbors was stalking around the other side of the counter having an argument with the high school chick who was the manager on duty. I see this lady in there all the time; her and I have to be up there as the most frequent customers. Only difference is I just go in an get my movie, and am mostly quiet and polite, and this lady is one of those "use the store as my home away from home" sort of customers, so whever she's there she acts like it's her personal kingdom. It's weird. Like because she rents movies five nights a week she is somewhere higher than your average customer in the heirarchy, like the store is part hers now because she got the thirty bucks a month unlimited rental deal she now owns controlling stock in the company.
Anyway, I guess she had called in before leaving her real house asking if they had a particular movie there, and if so could they hold it for her. I was a manager at a blockbuster for a couple years, so I know it's technically against policy to do that (we used to be able to, but the corporation decided it wasn't worth it to take rentable stock off the shelves and stick it behind the counter because some guy on the phone said he'll come in and rent it in a few hours, which is understandable). But, it's one of those rules that, for just a shift manager, if a good customer calls and asks we'd usually do it if we could. So I guess two hours ago this high school chick took the movie off the shelf and stuck it behind the counter and said "sure, we'll hold it for you."
But, somewhere between the phone call and the lady coming in, the movie got rented out. Maybe it was all off the shelves and another customer asked if they had one hanging around elsewhere, or maybe it just got shelved with the other returned movies and rented out again, who knows. It happens. But this lady comes in, picks out a couple other movies, and then when she goes up to the counter to ask for "her" movie and the high school chick finds it's gone, the customer just starts huffing and puffing and going nuts.
So I'm waiting at the proper counter with my movies listening to this play out (as the high school chick is otherwise occupied). There's nothing really the high school chick can do but apologize; the movie simply isn't there so it's not like she can go track it down at whatever person's house rented it. She apologizes as much as she can, offers to credit her account (which won't really matter as this customer has the "free movies for a monthly fee" deal), and is as apologetic as can be. But this lady is just not accepting it. She ASKED for them to hold her movie TWO HOURS AGO and it's NOT THERE! The basic situation is that the clerk offered to do her a solid against company policy but it didn't work out, but the customer can't get past "Me Want Movie X, Movie X Not Here" and anything beyond that just isn't getting through.
So this goes on for five minutes, basically with the customer finding new ways to insult this poor girl, and the poor girl trying to find new ways to say she's sorry. Eventually though, the clerk realizes she has more customers, and that this isn't going anywhere, so she basically says "look, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. If it comes back in, I'll give you a call, but I've got to deal with the other customers now. Again, I'm sorry" and goes to the register (where I'm waiting).
And this customer is just absolutely taken aback that the clerk DARED finally cut off the (completely unproductive) harangue she was getting. She stands there for a minute or two as I'm getting checked out, just looking dumbfounded.
So, as I'm paying, she finally just gets beat red and starts ranting as she walks around the counter (towards me) with her other movies in her hand. She comes up behind me and says something like "FINE then!" and she literally THROWS the movies she has at the high school chick, from over my shoulder. I'm standing there paying, and all of a sudden this crazy lady behind me throws a couple of rental tapes at the clerk from over my shoulder. The clerk is sitting there ringing me up and all of a sudden a couple of rental tapes come flying at her. I jump (because all of a sudden things are flying over me) and the clerk dodges the tapes (which nearly hit her square in the face), and I wheel around and shout "What the FUCK, lady?!!" and barely restrain myself from just punching her in the face on reflex. The clerk is, I think, starting to cry, and this lady just stands there, red as a beet, and continues to loudly harangue her, oblivious to the fact that she just legally attempted to assault somebody.
So I tell the clerk that she should call the cops and tell the lady that she should get the fuck out of there right now before somebody has to restrain her. The lady gets this look on her face like "Who are YOU to get up in MY business!" but by then a couple other customers and employees are coming over looking pretty pissed off so she decides to start storming out the door. And as she does, she's ranting about how "I'M the CUSTOMER!"
I fucking couldn't believe it.
Anyway, I haven't seen that lady back yet (and I'm there about every other day and used to see her all the time) though I see her in the neighborhood from time to time. The high school school chick manager is now wicked nice to me (she's hot, too). And I remember my thought as I left the store last night all pissed off was mostly about how sad and frustrating that lady's life must be that she can wind herself that tightly over a goddamn rental tape.
Anyway, pointless anecdote over. People can be cunts, thank you drive through.
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