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Azrael
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Do you tip?

So the retail craziness thread got me thinking.

Do you tip? If so what kinds of business do you tip? Do you use a percentage or just whatever you feel like? Do you feel obliged to tip?

Myself I never do. I might just be tight but thats mainly because i'm skint. Even if I were rich though I dont think i'd tip I mean I get served either way right?

Why do people tip in a cafe and not in a Mc D's? Does the classy atmosphere make all the difference? A guy still has to throw your shit together and give it to you. Whatcha think?

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If you can't afford the tip, you can't afford the purchase. It is part of the price of a meal, and they should spit in yer food if you don't do it.

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Myself I never do. I might just be tight but thats mainly because i'm skint. Even if I were rich though I dont think i'd tip I mean I get served either way right?



Try that over here in the US and the waiters won't do their job and if you do get served, it'll likely be garnished with phlegm.

I object to it, though, that you have to pay extra to get the bastards to do their jobs; the employers should pay them the required wage to get them to serve everybody properly. But hidden expenses are better, businesswise, I suppose.

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If you can't afford the tip, you can't afford the purchase. It is part of the price of a meal, and they should spit in yer food if you don't do it.


That they will doesn't mean that they should, it just means that they are cunts who deserve a fucking good kicking.

And barstaff? Jesus. Working bar is a piece of tedious piss, I have no idea why they need to get tipped so much to do something so easy.

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Thats my point if thats the case why not just increase the price on the menu and automatically let the staff deal with the cut. It'd take choice out of the equation.

I don't think thats a right way to think. It seems like a kind of mean and intimidating attitude for a store to take.

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It is just a cultural thing, Azrael.

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But, er, don't you tip after the meal has been served, like when you pay the bill.

How does phlegm quotient work here?

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Im guessing they save it for a return visit.

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"That fat cunt from Texas didn't tip, from now on I'm phlegming Texans to be on the safe side"

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i don't tip in the westren world. i just don't see the point, i think its backwards and silly
edit: hrm...although ive not been to america yet, im sure i would gladly tip there, for the reason stated above

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yes, about 20% in restaurants, give or take depending on the service. about the same at a bar, give or take, depending on whether or not i go there often.

the interesting dilemma, in my opinion, comes when having food delivered to your home. some very good tippers i know insist that you only have to tip a dollar or two to the delivery man, even on, let's say, a twenty dollar tab... others just stick with 15-20%.

what about you guys?

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I tip a couple of bucks to delivery people. But it is normally about 15%.

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Well, unfortunately, even though you don't like it, waiters don't get paid full wage. They get paid something like $2.15 an hour here, and they count on tips as their wage. And I think it's pretty shitty that you don't tip them. You aren't paying them extra, and you should look at a menu as if the food is $12 instead of the $10 as listed. Whether you like it or not, that's just how it works. You don't tip at MacDo because they get payed a full wage, minimum, but full. I am rather appalled that you don't tip. What if your employer said "Oh, I don't feel like paying you for this week, because I'm a tightwad. Besides, I don't feel like paying you extra to do your job." That's essentially what you're doing, and that is a very appropriate analogy before ya'll say otherwise.

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So do people who look like big tippers get better service?

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He is in the UK, willimo, where waiters earn at least minimum wage.

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And the point of my objection is that hidden expenses are obnoxious. Additionally, I don't believe that there should be a minimum wage at all and if people don't like the wages they have, get a better job or, if they lack the talent or inclination so to do, live on what they get.

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Or form a fucking union.

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So do people who look like big tippers get better service?
Yes.

Never waited tables myself, but have lots of friends who do. They all agree that your PC-ness goes out the window fast, and you learn to make with the generalizations real quick. Students, minorities, poor looking whites, nine out of ten times, they don't tip nearly as well as the middle-class adult whites. So yes, it is to your distinct advantage to become the one out of ten person who looks wealthy, white, and adultish, but doesn't tip well.

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Yes I tip!....but only if they swallow!

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not tipping gets your car windows smashed as you drive away


but thats why i dont work in the service industry

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I tip 20% and when I tip less,I explain to the waiter just why and I keep it simple. I only had to do this once. The guy gave my food and I never saw him again. We were done and thirsty and I payed the cashier up front. He got a dollar tip,just cause I was being nice.
Back when I delivered pizza,we made this very detailed map of our delivery area,houses,apartments;you would have to be a complete idiot to get lost with this map. Anyway,the drivers got together and worked out a system. Non-tippers got a black thumbtack over their house or apartment,1 to 2 dollar tippers got a yellow thumb tack and over 2 dollar tippers got a green thumbtack. When things got busy,and we were pullung 6 to 9 houses per run,guess who got their pizza's first!
I think it's because of my pizza delivery job that I tip more than ever. These people absolutely depend on it.

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If a pizza turns up cold, however, I won't pay for it at all.

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Oh yea. A cold pizza means that thing's been in the car for over an hour. They used to have a 30 minute guarantee but no more cause too many drivers lost their licenses for speeding cause they cared more about the customers and the extra cash in their pockets than their carreers. Now if the pizza's over a hour old,unless you were told it would take over an hour cause it's game night or some shit,They usually will replace it for you and offer you a freebie of some sort.

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don't like the pay, get another job

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