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Jeitarium
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Spiderman

pull out at the last second, cum in your hand and say you're done .. (when giving her doggy style). When she turns around, throw it at her - shout "spiderman!", run jump outa there

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wonderaz
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bahahahaha [p]

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Large Filipino
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uh jeit,did you actually do that to someone?

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funkyrooster
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What a collection lothario's we have here.

Of course, those who advocate such things, ie filthy sanchez, wolfbagging, teabagging, whatever, are all mouth and no trousers

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Dreamengineer
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quote:
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What a collection lothario's we have here.

Of course, those who advocate such things, ie filthy sanchez, wolfbagging, teabagging, whatever, are all mouth and no trousers

Now I am slow and most of the time stupid, but can you enlighten me as to wtf is wolfbagging ?

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ItsJustLogan
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http://www.majorweather.com/archive...ual/000064.html

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Dreamengineer
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quote:
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http://www.majorweather.com/archive...ual/000064.html

Thanks for the clarification

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from site:

I don't object to any measures two or more consenting adults might take to get themselves off. Having said that, I find some of those measures quite baffling. The latest baffling sexual practice to come to my attention is called "wolfbagging."

Here, apparently, is the deal: it's an anal sex thing. The woman or man who's being penetrated swallows a piece of bacon on a string. When the man who's doing the penetrating nears orgasm, he pulls on the string, which makes his partner vomit as the bacon comes up. The process of vomiting causes contractions that tighten the anus and heighten orgasm for the string-puller.

Human ingenuity is truly a remarkable thing. First, it has never, ever, ever occurred to me that anyone in a post-orgasm brainstorm session would say to his partner, "Yeah, that was okay, but you know what I bet would really enhance my pleasure next time? You puking."

Second, good Christ, you can say that to someone and get them to agree with you? See, if you said that to me, right about then is when I would decide that we should part ways, because clearly, you wanted things from our relationship that I just couldn't give you. Like the contents of my stomach.

Finally, and this is no small matter, bacon on a string? I mean, really. Bacon? On a string?

I wonder if there's a vegetarian alternative, perhaps some sort of soy product on a string. But who's ever heard of a vegetarian wolf? Maybe the vegetarians aren't wolfbagging, they're wolfuti-bagging.

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Thats just wrong

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skalie
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You can get vegetarian bacon in England, not surprisingly. Bunch of sexual deviants to the last.

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memdink
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emeril

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skalie
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rodeo sex

(yes, I know I post that one once a year in different formats, but it still makes me chuckle)

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Oh my dear lord, that is classic!!!!

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emeril

I will never watch Emeril Live the same way again.

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hmmm...that would be the perfect ending when one is "hate-fucking" somone! I'd actually do it if I hated the girl I was having sex with @ the time that much! Come on...we all had (at one point or another in life) a hate fuck session. You know...just fucking someone because of the physical deal even though you hated him/her with a passion. Just doing it for the sake of it. This Spiderman or Emeril thing would be just perfect for it!

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