Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

a very renowned photographer was exploring the local shopping mall looking for a photographic equipment store.
suddenly, he noticed one of the shops is being robbed!
so he decided to take a picture of the robbers - thus enabling the police to identify and capture them.
as soon as the criminals came out of the store, he tried to take their picture - but he was holding the camera the wrong way, and he blinded himself with the flashbulb.
naturally, the photographer became disoriented.

since he was disoriented, the photographer decided to pee.
but he could not SEE where he was peeing - so he just peed where he was standing.

right about that time the police showed up and asked if anybody had seen what happend. the photographer started running.
he was running to his photo lab to develop the pictures so he could solve the mystery, but when the police officers saw this guy running away from the scene, they concluded that he was the robber, and arrested him.

he was sentenced to three hundred years in prison.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

Unlucky......

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
Posts: 5027

I hate it when that happens

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10441

I'd respond, but I've realized I'm invisible, so no one will read the post anyway. Either that, or I'm on universal ignore and no one will see what I say, so I can say whatever the hell I want. Hey, that has possibilities!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5128

Badoopy doop boop

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Registered: Dec 2002
Location:
Posts: 2573

I believe it was boo boopie doo.

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