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rhetorical:

a : of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric
b : employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected *a rhetorical question*





Have you, as an adult, ever shit your pants?






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If any adult tries to tell you that he/she has never blown a wet fart into their drawers at some times in their life, I can show you a liar.

If you are speaking of chunkage, no, I haven't.

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Why does it feel like blue balls when I'm constipated?

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at what point after a female's death do i stop fucking a woman and start fucking a corpse?

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what billgerat said, although i've blown one or two that was pushing the fine line between "wet fart" and "shittin the drawers". Either way they were the bad side effect of an intentional, albeit overzealous, action, so they don't count.

came close to full-out crapping my pants, had to pull over on the freeway and shit in the ditch.

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Of course, my answer was not rhetorical. But it makes this thread much more interesting to be literal.

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Originally posted by mmmtravis
at what point after a female's death do i stop fucking a woman and start fucking a corpse?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle
what billgerat said, although i've blown one or two that was pushing the fine line between "wet fart" and "shittin the drawers". Either way they were the bad side effect of an intentional, albeit overzealous, action, *so they don't count.
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle
came close to full-out crapping my pants, had to pull over on the freeway and shit in the ditch.

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If memory serves, did not Dingle post a while back about shitting his pants while driving home?
And no, I refuse to dumpster dive for old threads like some of you freaks.

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you rang? this freak cheated though -- I remembered the title (cuz I learned a new slang term)

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...ighlight=red%2A

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Hah, apparently I remembered incorrectly, he had a number of near misses.

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New Years Eve 1999. I went behind a shed to check my pants, it was terrible. I walked home rather awkwardly, released the rest around the side of someone's house, had a shower, and went back to the party.

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Ok, one for the guys:

How many times have you gone to take a leak at some point after having sex and it goes like this?

Attachment: 1701_firing_phasers.jpg
This has been downloaded 137 time(s).

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That is one annoying situation, pissing on the floor and your legs at the same time.

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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

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Heh.

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I'm thinking......!!!!

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Still thinking...!!!!

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Sounds like phaser stun to me.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Coincidence
That is one annoying situation, pissing on the floor and your legs at the same time.

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How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals?

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um, you're not chewing the ones that come out whole.

How's it going?

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a little green, actually.

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