Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1407

notes from the south pole
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when the first explorers reached the south pole,
the chief explorer decided this event was worth noting
in his notebook.

he asked his assistant explorer for a pen
so the assistant handed him a pen.
but it WAS NOT a pen, it was an orange.

the assistant tried to claim it was a citrus pen,
but the explorer was furious!

his furiousness subsided when he realized
how juicy and nutritious the orange was
he vowed that as soon as he acquired a pen,
he would make a list of all the nutritious qualities of the orange in his notebook.

here are some of the qualities he listed in his list:
- dependable
- good problem solving skills
- nutritious

the list goes on and on of course, but i dont have the time or the patience to reproduce it.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
Posts: 4988

mmmm oranges

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 7686

There once was a man named Orange...

Damn. Fucked the limerick.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10255

this is really weird. melon, are you feeling ok? your title actually has something to do with your poem. I think you might be feverish. eat some cheese and call me in the morning. (I play a doctor in my mind.)

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Insatiation
Posts: 8981

Melons' been spending most of his time looking for a rhyme for orange.

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