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Hawley Griffin
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this will make the guys say "ouch"

this deserves its own thread

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Goatboy
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He really hates his penis.

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mudded
Too drunk to fish

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hmmm... a high price for 15 seconds of internerd fame.

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Trenchant_Troll
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The index finger of his left hand would indicate that this fellow may have issues.

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mudded
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yeah. I noticed that too.

some people really are bored senseless, it seems.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Actually, mudded, there are people out there that have amputation fetishes. I read about one guy who died in a motel of an infection he developed after traveling to Mexico to get one of his perfectly healthy legs amputated below the knee. How fucked up is that?

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Talarohk
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quote:
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The index finger of his left hand would indicate that this fellow may have issues.

I think that would be evident regardless of the state of his fingers. AAAAARGH!

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mudded
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you may call it a fetish if you like TT... I call it maladaptive, especially when stumping your reproductive capabilities like demonstrated here.

what is next, eh? A full-body Amputation? It makes the women Swoon!

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Trenchant_Troll
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No, 'they' call it a fetish. I too call it natural selection, especially in the case of "sans glans man" of the photos shared here.

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mudded
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Agreed. He falls a bit short of contributing to the gene puddle.

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Pianomahnn
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...unless he already made some babies.

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mudded
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true... but I doubt it.

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Cruise Director
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I want to pour lemon juice on it.

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Super Gremlin
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It never ceases to amaze me what some people are capable of. How common is this?

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madlucas
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I just wonder what his wife said when she found out ..

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Super Gremlin
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It was probably her idea.

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Xyster
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I need a drink.

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memdink
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What are the long term effects of cutting the head of one's penis off? It seems that as the wound heals the urethra may become sealed. Is that possible? Is an erection possible? If so, I imagine orgasm is no longer possible. The mind boggles.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
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What are the long term effects of cutting the head of one's penis off?

you can fuck your wife for bloody ages without cumming
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Originally posted by memdink
It seems that as the wound heals might the urethra may become sealed shut. Is that possible?

maybe, you one could always inset a short tube into the urethra to prevent it from healing shut
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Is an erection possible?

of course, as you might have noticed when youre wanking not just the head of your cock gets filled with blood and thus gets hard. that guy can still get an erection
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If so, I imagine orgasm is no longer possible.

yes because the ONLY POSSIBLE way for a guy to acheve orgams is by stimulating the head of his cock
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The mind boggles.

not really,after spending some time around human beings, this sort of nonsense starts to make perfect sense

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euphorbia
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quote:
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you can fuck your wife for bloody ages without cumming




yeah but the head provides extra girth to hit those special places, plus its nice when it's initially pushed in.

if it werent for looking at those pictures id have to grab the measuring tape and my bullet after thinking about it.

i was feeling it till i scrolled back to those pictures.
that's no way to treat a penis

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quote:
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maybe, you one could always inset a short tube into the urethra to prevent it from healing shut


I was thinking the same thing.

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of course, as you might have noticed when youre wanking not just the head of your cock gets filled with blood and thus gets hard. that guy can still get an erection


I'm thinking more along the lines of trama causing permanent impotence. I'm sure it would vary case by case.

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yes because the ONLY POSSIBLE way for a guy to acheve orgams is by stimulating the head of his cock


Seriously, have you heard of any other way? It I could jerk all day long or have 3 sets of lips on my shaft and never come. It's all about the head.

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not really,after spending some time around human beings, this sort of nonsense starts to make perfect sense


Not boggled by the guy chopping the head of his penis off. Boggling at the medical implications.

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Cheers

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Hawley Griffin
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Seriously, have you heard of any other way? It I could jerk all day long or have 3 sets of lips on my shaft and never come. It's all about the head.



i am a proud achiever of serial orgasms by prostate stimulation, using your cock to get off is soooo 1960s

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Azrael
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As I saw that picture by picture I said

"Arrahhh... why why why would he do that Ahh."

Only slowly and real quiet like.

I didn't say ouch though.

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Nutrimentia
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I want to see what happens when he removes the tourniquet.

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