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Cockney_Rebel
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Pointless Thread #3758 rev 2.

I got an electric bill today for £8235:00. I shit you not. I have been offered a payment plan, what shall I do?

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Aydin
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Unplug your computer, for starters.

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Cockney_Rebel
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you're funny for a fag. Would you like a medal? Or a chest to pin it on?

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A pint will do. Thanks.

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Cockney_Rebel
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Give me a day or two and one pint of sperm shall be posted via UPS!

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Aydin
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So you spit, not swallow?


edit: Or are you having your stomach pumped?

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Cockney_Rebel
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niether, so your lucks out sunshine.

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Azrael
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What the fuck have you got running to make such a huge bill?

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
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edit: Or are you having your stomach pumped?


Sorry me old china, not that either.

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C_R have you been running a chopshop out of your place again?

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I didn't realise woodchippers use so much power

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quote:
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What the fuck have you got running to make such a huge bill?


If I told you, I'd have to silence you!

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quote:
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I didn't realise woodchippers use so much power
Buy a beaver, they are cheaper!

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They use a lot more if you keep starting and stopping them. That is why I leave mine on between Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Cockney_Rebel
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I see. It must have been the Avon Lady that caused a huge increase in power outage. She was a large lady, she just wouldn't tell me where the cake shop was.

Azrael, do you know where the cake shop is?

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How the fuck did you run up such a huge bill?

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I'm not too sure as to how, but it's a fucking huge bill. I think it's something to do with the downstairs property at my old address. It used to be a motorcycle garage, it's an obvious mistake, but I did shit myself for a second.

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Go postal!

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We (goatboy and lifeisgood and I) got sent the gas bill for an identical address in East London, once (we were living in NW London) and it was fucking huge. Some checking later, we discovered that it was the address of a 24-hour bagel bakery.

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Self inflicted electro-shock therapy can be expensive.
It's so damn hard to turn it off once you get started.

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Hydroponics on a massive scale will do that to you. But live in the knowlage you are keeping southern england stoned on a 24 hour basis.

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Czech, great minds think alike!

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Switch to batteries. It won't vibrate as hard but you'll know when to stop cause batteries can't run forever.

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quote:
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Or are you having your stomach pumped?
heheh.

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You're shitting me. I guess you're on the lamb now.

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