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SWEDEN
Woman finds penis in bottle of ketchup
Posted Mon, 14 Feb 2005

A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

However Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human and medium sized," she told AFP.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.

The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis.
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I wonder if the ketchup in question could be considered a condoment.

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mmmm ketchup.

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That's weird, usually they charge extra for meat.

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I sit down for lunch, open the Asylum and.... Fuck.

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RiZZ should make sure he still has his. I heard he'll put his dick in anything.

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I read about this in a Turkish paper the other day. The Trade Minister was like "This will ruin Turkey's excellent reputation for food quality!"

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At least she didn't find a pussy in her ketchup.

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At least she didn't find a pussy in her ketchup.

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why did I think this was gonna be about red wings

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RiZZ should make sure he still has his. I heard he'll put his dick in anything.

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why did I think this was gonna be about red wings

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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FUNNY SPIT AND BOOGERS FLEW OUT OF MY NOSE...I was laughing that hard! [p] Humor for that one!

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I sit down for lunch, open the Asylum and.... Fuck.

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It's blue.

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So tow, who's the chick in the picture? Or did she come with the frame?

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that's willimo's pic, Raz

in yer dotage already

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