Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1407

some groups of people are fascinated by massages.
in fact, the leader of one of these groups was so absorbed in the world of massages - that it almost killed him.

it was during his daily massage, that the masseur noticed a strange looking mole on his back. when the leader was informed of this mole - he told the masseur "well, i think theres nothing you can do to this mole except give it a massage"

the masseur and the rest of the fascinated group all agreed.
the mole turned out to be a birthmark.

a birthmark of the dangerous kind.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10255

ode to melon's potato

I awoke this morning smothered in chives and sour cream
A gnat flew in the window and carried me to the dump.

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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: ........
Posts: 14958

*picks up blues harp*

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Houston
Posts: 545

I wonder if he gets the happy ending every now and then.

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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 25658

and Melon exhales....

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EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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