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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 25591

Milestone Post One year later and 6000 posts of joy.

I want to thank my mom for pooping me.
And I want to thank my computer.
I also want to thank all you people for listening to my joy.
And I want to thank my mom.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aydin
Rice King

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 11769

My God.

(Not you).

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FuhQall
High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 4056

6000 in a year, you have greatly increased your chances of brain-cancer from monitor exposure. Well done.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 25591

Thank you!

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buddha's penis
mourning wood

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
Posts: 9355

you post a lot. it does seem awfully joyful, though.

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
Posts: 3350

My but you post a lot. Umm, yay?

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Talarohk
The Pedanticator

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Oceanside, CA
Posts: 5071

I think LF is some sort of Zen master. The overwhelming impression I get from his posts is of a man who lives almost entirely in the moment, with great joy and gusto. Personally, I really enjoy reading his posts.

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Cruise Director
nobody special

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 4444

I really am on the fence on this one. You definitely add something to the forum. Your innocence and ignorance is both good and disturbing.

You have the balance of the force.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 24300

WTG, LF...You fucking lightweight.

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
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I think LF is some sort of Zen master. The overwhelming impression I get from his posts is of a man who lives almost entirely in the moment, with great joy and gusto. Personally, I really enjoy reading his posts.


My thoughts exactly.

The big flip is the best.

-m

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 25591

TT > LF in Zen powers.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Damm! I ran out of pernts again.
Thanks guys...(snif...)

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Large Filipino
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WOAH!

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papercut
Prepare for Massive Joy

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 24

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Vyper
Psychodynamic

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Veerheenyah
Posts: 3285

quote:
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WOAH!


What are the chances, huh?

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willimo
Erythrophiliac

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: mediocre apartment
Posts: 2614

LF is one of those people that thinks "If I say enough crap, some of it will be good." Well, 6000 posts later we're still waiting.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

Don't be a hata.

LF = unappreciated genius.

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6368

His pernts tell the story.
I'm giving my vote away. I don't think I can be objective.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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OUT OF PERNTS AGAIN!!!
Better post more.....

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towrofstgh
Scared...am I really?

Registered: May 2004
Location: New York
Posts: 809

Are you sure you're my brother? I just got back from driving what normally is a 30 minute drive in 1 hour 40 minutes. EEEEE!!!!! Now I get to fucking do it again in the morning (after another 8"-10" of snow comes down). Well what can I say bro? Congrats are in order, but if I lived nearby you would only have half of those posts (since I'll actually take you out ever so often instead of you being a prisoner in your own home with Mr. Mac). In homage to you bro: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm LF"s Brother? SHIT!!!!!

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CHiPsJr
Ginger-headed Troll

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 7504

As your 6k gift, I officially forgive you for being so slow on the Emmy pics.

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mmmtravis
T-Raz w/ the freaky freak

Registered: May 2002
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LF is certainly a monkey among chimps here.

Congrats and godspeed on beating TT to 10k.

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ignatz mouse
Mistress of Futility

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
Posts: 10243

travis, LF will probably beat YOU to 10K. EEEEEE!

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Viva Le Me

Registered: Jul 2000
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This made me think of you.




In the Philippines Filipinos do it (and how they do it! Think 85 million Filipinos) but a recent survey found that quite a number of them did not know what "doing it" led to.

Exactly a week into the government's Ligtas-Buntis campaign, Health Secretary Manuel Dayrit said couples with no notion of family planning lacked even the "very basic" knowledge of how children were conceived.

"They don't know how pregnancy happens. Many don't even understand that they have a uterus ... [It's] incredulous but it's true," said Dayrit at a media briefing yesterday.

A recent survey by the private polling firm Social Weather Stations found that only 30 percent of all Filipino couples practiced any form of family planning, either through artificial or natural means.

Of the 70 percent that did not use any method, the Department of Health (DoH) said 30 to 40 percent practiced family planning at one point but had stopped, while the remaining 30 percent had "no notion" at all or were considered "ignorant" of family planning.

Some of those who were ignorant did not know how conception took place, while some women even thought that their menstrual discharge came from the blood that flowed through their veins instead of as a result of the shredding of the uterine wall, Dayrit said.

"So you can just imagine why very few people practice family planning," he said.

Dayrit blamed their ignorance of sexual health and functions on the lack of education among Filipinos, especially the poor who tend to drop out of school and get pregnant early.

He said the values system in the country also contribu