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I like to live/die dangerously, and take others with me.
Men: Yes, (and rescuers used the jaws of life to pull me out of the steaming wreckage)
Women: Yes (and the cop who found me in the ditch still calls me for a date from time to time).
Both sexes: Fuck no, that's some stupid shit. I pull over when the urge overtakes me.
Other: (I have a death wish, but not to come and go simultaneously) . . .
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ignatz mouse
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Have you ever . . .

Rubbed one out or polished the bean while driving?

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mattdk
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The hell I have!

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mmmtravis
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Registered: May 2002
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no.

i don't masturbate so much because im compelled by these hormonal urges, usually its just something to do when im bored or can't fall asleep.

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SimpleSimon
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Registered: Dec 2002
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No, never.

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Cockney_Rebel
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Quite difficult on a motorcycle, so, no.

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ignatz mouse
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I wonder if it's a cult/club sport. I had a boyfriend once who did, as did a few of his friends. His buddies and he would compare near-death experiences (usually involving a porn magazine spread out on the wheel). He had other interesting habits, too.

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funkyrooster
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Registered: Jun 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Quite difficult on a motorcycle, so, no.


Absolutely. Besides which, for sheer excitement and intensity on the move, having a wank in no way compares to having a fucking huge angry wasp somehow make it's way into your leathers.

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FuhQall
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Registered: Apr 2002
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No, but I have been hit squarely in the chest by a pigeon while riding my bike, not much fun for me but the pigeon was properly fucked!

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skalie
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Registered: Sep 2001
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Received a blow-job while driving this chick's mini once, fucking tire blew out.

The mini was yellow.

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towrofstgh
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Registered: May 2004
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Nothing exciting to report on this one. I was fingering my ex-girlfriend back in 1990 when the Park Police came up and knocked on my window (I was on Seven Lakes Drive right by Lake Tiorati). About 5 seconds before he came up, she came all over my hand and the seat. The only embarrassing thing was how I was wiping my hands off with a towel I had in my backseat while he was talking to me.

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Avondale
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Received a blow-job while driving this chick's mini once


road head is the best

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Aydin
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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: China
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Wow, only one?

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

Registered: Nov 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
The mini was yellow.


And what has that got to do with the price of fish?

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quote:
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And what has that got to do with the price of fish?


http://www.geocities.com/dagsyfm/porkpie.htm

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Cockney_Rebel
Reggie Perrin.

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quote:
A Comedy adventure in which two young men set out on a thousand mile journey
in a small, stolen, yellow mini.


Heh! Comical.

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Mordecai
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I can't vote, there is no option for "I've jerked off while driving many times, and no, I didn't crash."

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flocat
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same as mord. though, that doesn't happen anymore now that i ride a motorcycle.

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GimpyDivo
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ive done it. my disclaimer is that i was falling asleep and i was 4 hours into a 6 hour car ride and there was no place to get a coffee for 2 hours in either direction.

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Talarohk
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Did it work, GimpyDivo?
EDIT: What I meant was that men are somewhat legendary for becoming sleepy following orgasm...

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Fiend
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No, gotten plenty of roadhead though.

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Given plenty of road-head. Lucky to still have all my teeth.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
I can't vote, there is no option for "I've jerked off while driving many times, and no, I didn't crash."

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quote:
Originally posted by flocat
same as mord. though, that doesn't happen anymore now that i ride a motorcycle.


aww, my apologies, guys. I didn't intend for the (...) after Man/Yes to actually influence the vote, which is why it's in parens in the first place.

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quote:
Originally posted by Talarohk
Did it work, GimpyDivo?
EDIT: What I meant was that men are somewhat legendary for becoming sleepy following orgasm...


well i kept myself on the edge of blowing wad until i got about 10 mins from my destination so yes, it worked.

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Rokkr
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There aren't many places I haven't, so yes. Once while driving a very large truck.
Indeed, I recall rubbing one out more than once during class in high school.

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