Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

two corn cobs are sitting in a field, sun bathing.
one of the cobs turns to the other and says:
"how about this weather, isnt it lovely?"
but before the second cob answers him, the first cob notices that he seems quite upset about something.

he quickly changes the subject to something that he hopes would cheer up the second corncob. he says:
"ive always considered corn to be an indicator of success"

finally, the second corn cob turns to his comrade and says: "i agree, but if i cant define my own success - how can i indicate it?"

the more talkative cob was stumped...
how could he define his own success? he didnt know.
he contemplated this question for hours until finally he became sun burned.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
Posts: 10477

Did he pop?

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Still Orygun
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Originally posted by melon

"ive always considered corn to be an indicator of success"
. . . "i agree, but if i cant define my own success - how can i indicate it?"

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