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Motherfucking Hollywood Stooges!

Well, the Oscars are finished...thank God. With that in mind, I'm giving my Asshole of the Week award to all the liberal Hollywood stooges who get to live in a fantasy land due to their inflated paychecks and egos. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good movie as much as the next automaton. And I don't begrudge them their money.

Here is what bothers me: Hollywood stooges have too much voice in American politics. As a former hardcore Democrat, I resent their fucking influence. They have done nothing but drag the party down with their left-wing bullshit. Let's list some of the idiots.

First we have the granddaddy of them all--Michael Moore. Here's a fucking idiot who claims that Bush collaborated with the Islamo-facists on 9/11. How the fuck does that help the Democratic Party? Flush those motherfucking votes down the toilet.

Then we have idiots like Jonny Depp and Alec Baldwin saying they would move to France if Bush won the election. Well, guess-fucking-what? He won. Now get your far-left liberal asses on the plane and go! You fucking promised!

Let's not forget assholes like Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Babes Streisand, etc. All these left-wing fanatics give working stiffs like me no fucking party to turn to. Sure. I want good health insurance and better pay, etc. But I don't want it at the cost of my nation's security.

Anyway, what should happen to these assholes? The answer is obvious, my little friends. They need to be cornholed and shot without delay! However, I think there is a law against such action. So what can we do? Not a fucking thing, I'm afraid. However, we can call them out for what they are--a bunch of motherfucking assholes.

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On a slightly more positive note...man, do I like to look at Kate Winslet.

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Hey bill - all your future site spam goes to our test forum, until you figure out how to read our FAQ.

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With all due respect, MstrG, it looks to me like the FAQ (this part) reads (bold mine):

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6. Wanna see my cool-ass website?

We sure do, as long as you keep your link in your sig. It's like keeping your zipper up - we know you have a huge dick, just don't wave it in our faces, ok? Do note though that if it is your first time here and all you talk about is how cool your website is, action against you is likely to be taken. If your only motivation in visiting this site is to get hits for your site, you will find yourself sorely disappointed. However, if you have been around for awhile, if it is apparent you are not here just to spam, it's okay every once in awhile to link your site and ask for constructive criticism and things of that sort.

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I'm not meaning to make trouble, just looking for clarification.

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The word spam has taken on a broader definition in the last couple years on the net. It's not just someone thowing unsolicited bait in your face in hopes of getting a few bites, for financial gain. As you can see from that section of the faq, out intent was to prevent littlebill's kind of posting: someone who's MO is not to participate in Asylum, but rather, simply show up here to try to draw attention to their own site(s).

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I think I understand. I am assuming that this is not the place for a debate on the merits of these rules, so thanks for the explanation.

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No, I understand why you would object to the merits, but I'm sure you can also appreciate why we would take time to include that in the FAQ. There are many parallels you could draw IRL, where such behavior would yield a stiff kick in the nuts to the asshole trying to ride someone else's coattails.

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And besides, Depp lives in France.

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Hey bill - all your future site spam goes to our test forum, until you figure out how to read our FAQ.

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Would it make you feel better if I took my sig off, you whining little pussy, you? Christ, it's just a sig. If you don't like it, then press the ignore sig button, you silly cunt. I don't want some idiot like you going on my site anyway. Coattails? Fuck your coattails.

Mods, you are free to take off my fucking sig. Hell, if you want, I'll do it my fucking self to keep pussies like this from crying all night long.

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G, I'm a bit confused though. You say shit's gonna get moved, or whatever, until he figures out how to read the FAQ. I'm reading it, ... what IS the proper way to do so? Is it a matter of intent? He posts, we read, some of it is ok, most of it is shit. Just like everyone elses drivel. He keeps his link in his sig. If the word spam has taken a broader definition, and you're refering people to the FAQ, maybe it's time to update the FAQ.

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First, there is NO pedophile porn posted, linked or traded here.

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I think the guy just views me as an asshole--which is fine by me. He's looking for an excuse just to get rid of me. Trust me. I don't get many hits from this place.

On top of that, he's a fucking mod. I guess it would be easy for him to take my sig down.

One last thing. I drop by occasionally because I work a lot. I'm not one of those guys who can spend a lot of time over here. I like the place, but I've got other things to do.

Whatever he decides is fine. It's not like I'm gonna jump off a bridge. But I'm not a spammer, and I didn't break the rules. Like I said, he's a little man with little power who thinks I'm an asshole. No big deal.

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bill, he is a mod, and he could take your sig down if he wanted to, but he'd probably rather you do it, out of respect, than be (if he sees it as such) forced to do it himself.

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bill, he is a mod, and he could take your sig down if he wanted to, but he'd probably rather you do it, out of respect, than be (if he sees it as such) forced to do it himself.

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Good change. -- though u may want to spellcheck that,

edit: my work here is done.

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Would it make you feel better if I took my sig off, you whining little pussy, you? Christ, it's just a sig. If you don't like it, then press the ignore sig button, you silly cunt. I don't want some idiot like you going on my site anyway. Coattails? Fuck your coattails.

Mods, you are free to take off my fucking sig. Hell, if you want, I'll do it my fucking self to keep pussies like this from crying all night long.

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It's a word like "Pumpkin-head."
Most people really don't want their mate to actually have a pumpkin for a head.

"Fascist" is bad, so why not append it?

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The only time I've ever called someone a pumpkin-head was the first time I saw an old friend of mine with his son. His son has a large head for a baby(actually it's normal in size, but his face structure makes it look bigger), and at the time his hair was a reddish-golden-orange in color.

Thus he was called pumpkin-head.

Pumpkin-head makes far more sense than Islama-fascist.

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Originally posted by Aydin
"Fascist" is bad, so why not append it?

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And they said Joseph Goebbels was executed.

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And they said Joseph Goebbels was executed.

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