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philjit
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What is the BBC?

Apparently yesterday in the Michael Jackson trial Martin Bashir was being cross-examined. Bashir said that he started his career at the BBC and Jackson's lawyer turned round and said "what is the BBC?"

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awe, did the poop head lawyer offend philjits wittle British fibers?

just kidding.

Sometimes they ask stupid questions on purpose, to illustrate a point and enter it to record.

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Lawyers do not like acronyms even though they use them a lot in their literature, they like the jury to understand every word.

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.......spent a lot of time in court FuhQall?

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you've met me, what do you think?

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you... court... never

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the British Broadcasting Corporation.

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Oho, GSMBA is back.

I guess that you still don't see d1n0?

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quote:
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you... court... never
Christ Jay, I thought the summer of 2002 melted you, welcome back.

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yes motherfuckers i is back...

havent spoken to dean in a while but he is still alive... was supposed to be seeing him last frifday but had to werk.

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I'll alert the BBC.

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hiya jay

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quote:
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yes motherfuckers i is back...

Shit, Ali G has got to him!
How is the sprog? I hope like hell he looks like his mother.

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quote:
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Lawyers do not like acronyms even though they use them a lot in their literature, they like the jury to understand every word.


...exactly!

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quote:
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Shit, Ali G has got to him!
How is the sprog? I hope like hell he looks like his mother.


thomas is good... he'll be 4 on easter sunday... hows things your end?

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The BBC is a nazi organization, the brits are too stupid or uncaring to rebel against their ridiculous pricing and lack of service/features. You know, like with BT.

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And, apparently, today the trial court judge is to rule on whether or not Bashir is in contempt of court, and if he is, how to sanction him. Can we all say, "Put the fuck head in jail."?

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quote:
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The BBC is a nazi organization, the brits are too stupid or uncaring to rebel against their ridiculous pricing and lack of service/features. You know, like with BT.


On the other hand, they do provide the best (and most funded) news service in the world, and World Service Radio just about everywhere but here in the US.

Hardly anyone uses BT for phones if they care about cost. And you can get much better mobile phone deals in the UK than I have been able to find here.

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fun with "What is the BBC?"

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Big Birthday Cake

Banal Band Club

Big Barf Chunks

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Biennial Bathing Chaps

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at least im not smoking...must stay occupied.

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Blunt Breathed Chronic?

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British Bastards of Christ?

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