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This is Dennis Rader. He's the sorry fuck also known as the BTK killer. By the way, BTK stands for bind, torture, and kill. He just happens to live in Kansas. So why am I bothering to post this? After all, there have been tons of serial killers in human history.

Well, in the divided America we now live in, even human garbage like ol' Dennis is being politicized. The other night, I was watching Scarborough Country, and Joe Scarborough introduced the story by calling Rader a Red State Terror. What the fuck is that? So now we are classifying serial killers according to their geography and political leanings?

I would like you to notice, however, that Dennis did have a good job. He was home every night to give his wife a good conservative banging. He did get up on Sudays to go straight to the local Lutheran church where he participated in prayers and bar-b-ques. He paid taxes. He supported the troops. Hell, that's more than you can say for most Blue State trash serial killers like the Son of Sam or the Hillside Stranglers. Those motherfuckers couldn't even hold a fucking job!

Yes, folks, I've decided one thing. If it's my shitty luck and destiny to be snuffed by a filthy motherfucking serial killer, then he better be a Red State serial killer. I don't want to be whacked by some west coast wavy-haired liberal like Ted Bundy. Give me a killer who votes Republican!



By the way, the picture of the Japanese nurse is just for shits and giggles. She has nothing to do with the story. I look at it this way: If you don't like my little post, at least you can go have a good wank.

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i didn't like your post, and the nurse wasn't enough to get me off.

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*yawn*

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i didn't like your post, and the nurse wasn't enough to get me off.

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Well I like the nurse.
In other good news, if you want to get offed by a red state serial killer, I suggest you move to the middle east, that's where they do most of their work these days.

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I didn't realize the Crap Amplifier went to 11. Now I do.

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If you are interested in getting whacked by a serial killer, I know of one soon to begin his rampage of terror. Of course, his politics in no wise resemble anything recognizable on the normal spectrum.

Oh, and the nurse is cute.

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Calling the man a "Red State Terror" does seem a bit unnecessarily political. I wonder what the reasoning behind that decision was.

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Ted Bundy was from the East Coast of Florida.

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Speaking of Red State Terrors, hi Aydin.

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So is this thread about how upset you are that he rejected you for pretty girls? How you want revenge, want to make him jealous and remorseful for passing you over by finding some other human predator who will glorify you, make you feel as desirable and loved as you know you are by sharing with you a sexually-charged ritual serial kill?

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Ted Bundy was from the East Coast of Florida.

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I wanted to hear more about the bind, torture and kill stuff.

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I think littlebill is fucking awesome.

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This page about Rader is pretty impressive.

Littlebill definitely tells us things we did not know, e.g. that we should wank to his posts.
It's a nice option, but it feels wrong.

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